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(Daytona Beach News-Journal)   "Hey, can I borrow a pen?" "Sure." "Thanks, I need to write a robbery note." "Oh? Who are you robbing?" "You"   ( news-journalonline.com) divider line
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2012-08-21 08:14:58 AM  
Penis Mightier?
2012-08-21 08:17:57 AM  

probesport: Penis Mightier?

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2012-08-21 08:20:05 AM  
What's a gub?
2012-08-21 08:22:44 AM  
Did he keep the pen?
2012-08-21 08:25:20 AM  
On what island did he buy that pen?
2012-08-21 08:25:57 AM  
It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.
2012-08-21 08:28:27 AM  


It would have been really hardcore if he asked for some scissors, a magazine, some glue, and a bit of paper.

That's a time-consuming process but you can't argue with the results.
2012-08-21 08:32:55 AM  
This headline is better if you read it as a Monty Python exchange.

"Robbing me? Saynomore, saynomore!"
2012-08-21 08:38:27 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?

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"Oh, I see - this is a holdup?"
2012-08-21 09:49:06 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: What's a gub?

Apt natural
2012-08-21 10:18:40 AM  
"Robbing me? Of what?"

"Your pen."
2012-08-21 10:30:11 AM  
This reminds me of this robbery that happened near me:

Only difference was they did not reveal any details about the Florida robbery when they could of tried to detain him if they see no evidence of weapons.

For all I know, the robber could be a police officer if it was a doughnut shop.
2012-08-21 01:34:27 PM  
A well-mannered bandit? I thought they had disappeared ages ago.
2012-08-21 01:39:31 PM  
"Oh....then no, no you can't."
2012-08-21 02:52:43 PM  
That's my hometown and I call shenanigans.

Hard to believe anyone who went through the local schools could write a coherent robbery note. Or read one.
2012-08-21 04:20:45 PM  
Why don't those people's notes just say "I WANT PRISON!"?

Like I said, sterilize stupid robbers and improve the breed. Or euthanize them and fatten some pigs, saving the taxpayers money that could be used to reform someone educable.
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