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(Huffington Post)   Mitt Romney's October surprise   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, republican u.s., Mitt Romney, October Surprise, U.S. presidential, Democratic Governors Association, obama, offshore banks, Martin O'Malley  
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2012-08-21 03:06:34 AM  
2 votes:

Fark him.
2012-08-21 02:37:07 AM  
2 votes:
Mitt Romney's body has to be covered in partially-removed Band-Aids.
2012-08-20 11:20:24 PM  
2 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Wasn't 2009 the Amnesty year?

By what must be merely an amazing coincidence, yes.
2012-08-21 09:58:38 AM  
1 vote:

Corvus: Romney said he doesn't read or look over things that tells him "You are signing this under perjury..." Sounds like a great person for president someone who says he doesn't read what he signs.

That's exactly what the GOP wants as president - an autopen template.
2012-08-21 08:50:27 AM  
1 vote:

sprawl15: If none of those are true, releasing a few years could be the biggest first punch he's landed so far.

2012-08-21 05:21:43 AM  
1 vote:

MeinRS6: Let me put on my shocked face.

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2012-08-21 02:55:07 AM  
1 vote:
Oh the tangled web so pretty,
when we allow armies of highly paid accountants
hey, here's my 1040 EZ
2012-08-21 02:37:09 AM  
1 vote:
Is it really going to take till October to dummy those up?

I could do it in half the time and they'd look 100% legit.

Call me, Mittens. (thumb+pinky gesture here)
2012-08-21 01:34:29 AM  
1 vote:

omnibus_necanda_sunt: What would it take for an Anon raid to steal the critical years and dump them on Wikileaks? I wonder how hard that would be.

Old-ass man is old-ass, likely has them in paper copy if at all.

First I think it would require Anon to be more powerful in fact than it is in reputation
2012-08-21 01:26:25 AM  
1 vote:

MeinRS6: Dems obsession with Romney's tax returns don't win any votes for Obama.

So keep up the good work, boys.

Just release the tax returns, Mitt, and we'll stop talking about them. Unless, of course, they really show that you paid no taxes between 2000 and 2009. Or have a huge deduction for all the tiny kittens whose heads you bit off.
2012-08-20 11:18:00 PM  
1 vote:
I love that he's allowing this issue to sink his entire campaign. Unless there is something blatantly felonious in those returns, he could have released them in June, and we'd have been all done talking about them by now.

Instead, he is dragging it out and encouraging people to draw their own conclusions as to what is fueling his hypocrisy and secrecy.

Seriously. It's got to be a truly special hell for Romney to sit there and realize that not releasing his returns will cost him the election while believing that releasing them will also cost him the election. At some point, he's going to have an epic "Fark-it" moment, and I want to be there to see it.
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