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(TMZ) NewsFlash Comedienne Phyllis Diller breaks up with Tom Cruise   ( tmz.com) divider line
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2012-08-20 03:30:58 PM  
R.I.P funny lady.
2012-08-20 03:31:01 PM  
But she's female.
2012-08-20 03:31:06 PM  
I don't get it ...
2012-08-20 03:31:33 PM  
Is this some type of retarded meme I'm not aware of? It wasn't funny yesterday and it's not funny today.
2012-08-20 03:31:34 PM  
Now this headline I get
2012-08-20 03:31:40 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: But she's female.

I don't get the headline, is what I'm saying.
2012-08-20 03:31:48 PM  
and a new meme is born
2012-08-20 03:31:49 PM  
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2012-08-20 03:32:02 PM  

HawgWild: I don't get it ...

HA HA! Everyone laugh at the farker who doesn't get it!!!

/not worth getting...
2012-08-20 03:32:06 PM  
Come again?

/No, just mayonnaise.
2012-08-20 03:32:10 PM  
New meme!
2012-08-20 03:32:16 PM  
What? She was still alive?
2012-08-20 03:32:25 PM  
I laughed.
2012-08-20 03:32:29 PM  
Okay that was funny.
2012-08-20 03:32:35 PM  
Goodbye not-funny woman
2012-08-20 03:32:45 PM  

Orgasmatron138: HawgWild: I don't get it ...

HA HA! Everyone laugh at the farker who doesn't get it!!!

/not worth getting...

I laughed buy I'm easy
2012-08-20 03:32:47 PM  
Don't get it this time either. Loved ya for years, Phyllis!
2012-08-20 03:32:56 PM  
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/ hot
2012-08-20 03:33:05 PM  
Ok, have to admit I laughed...
2012-08-20 03:33:08 PM  
Looks like circle gets the square.
2012-08-20 03:33:20 PM  
Too bad Comedy Central will never throw her a celebrity roast now.
2012-08-20 03:33:36 PM  
Now whatever happened to her pet Wolf?
2012-08-20 03:33:37 PM  
I laughed. Not as hard as I did at the Augusta National headline though.
2012-08-20 03:33:38 PM  
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. Phyllis Diller
2012-08-20 03:33:56 PM  
Plastic surgeon to Phyllis Diller: "If you have ONE more tummy-tuck you're going to end up with a beard."
2012-08-20 03:33:58 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Orgasmatron138: HawgWild: I don't get it ...

HA HA! Everyone laugh at the farker who doesn't get it!!!

/not worth getting...

I laughed buy I'm easy

2012-08-20 03:34:07 PM  
Subby should be very, very ashamed to put the words Phyliss Diller and Tom C. in the same sentence.

/ Sees what subby tried to do.
// Subby failed miserably.

RIP Fang's ex.
2012-08-20 03:34:07 PM  

HawgWild: I don't get it ...

It's funny because, unlike the Tony Scott one, it makes more sense. I think...
2012-08-20 03:34:08 PM  
Awesome headline.
2012-08-20 03:34:15 PM  
She and Fang, together again.

(Wasn't her husband named "Fang"?)
(Or was that just the premise she put forth in her stand-up act?)
2012-08-20 03:34:18 PM  
Anyway, back to the old memes.

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RIP Phyllis Diller

2012-08-20 03:34:20 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: But she's female.

Only the parts that weren't plastic.
2012-08-20 03:34:24 PM  
Thank you for the laugh from the headline alert Subby. This one I get!
2012-08-20 03:34:26 PM  
R. I. P. Phil
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2012-08-20 03:34:34 PM  
One of the best and most genuine people there ever was.

/She would've been a great farker.
2012-08-20 03:34:38 PM  
Rip Phyllis Diller

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2012-08-20 03:34:40 PM  
Sources close to Diller tell us the comedian died at her L.A. home, surrounded by family. She was 95.

We're told Diller had recently fallen, hurting her wrist and hip -- but her rep says the injury had nothing to do with her death.

Sounds fishy. Someone get Scooby & the gang to investigate.
2012-08-20 03:34:41 PM  
I don't get it either. Because Tony Scott died too? *shrugs*
2012-08-20 03:34:42 PM  
Let me just be about the 30th person to say, I don't get this meme... at all...

/I suspect it's just not very clever
2012-08-20 03:34:48 PM  
This one was actually funny. Good jorb.
2012-08-20 03:34:54 PM  
Now that headline I get.
2012-08-20 03:34:56 PM  
Well there's another point in my deal pool. About time.
2012-08-20 03:35:01 PM  

HawgWild: I don't get it ...

Ask Gene Masseth. He'll explain it.
2012-08-20 03:35:23 PM  
She was still alive? She old when she was doing guest spots on scooby doo in the 70's.
2012-08-20 03:35:37 PM  
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Monongahela Misfit
Now whatever happened to her pet Wolf?

i think that was fang, her husband...
2012-08-20 03:35:47 PM  
At that age, if you break your hip, that's it. The spokesman can say what he/she wants, but that's the beginning of the end. I've seen it a few times and it isn't pretty.
2012-08-20 03:35:53 PM  
+1 Subby.
2012-08-20 03:36:12 PM  
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2012-08-20 03:36:12 PM  
RIP funny lady...very sad.
2012-08-20 03:36:20 PM  

Monongahela Misfit: Now whatever happened to her pet Wolf?

Erm, Fang
/wolves have Fangs
// I suck at news
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