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(NYPost)   Yankees' pitcher Michael Pineda was busted for DUI in Florida   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Michael Pineda, Yankees, Tampa, Jesus Montero, pitchers, pitcher Michael  
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2012-08-20 06:18:09 PM  
FALSE. Michael Pineda is not a pitcher for the Yankees.

/well, not yet anyway
2012-08-20 06:19:39 PM  
To be fair, you'd drink heavily too if you had to spend your entire summer in Tampa.
2012-08-20 06:20:15 PM  
He's just warming up for the beer league.
2012-08-20 06:39:16 PM  
Someone has to fill Carl Pavano's shoes
2012-08-20 07:02:23 PM  
And in a few months after its out of the headlines he will be let off with a small fine and a large lawyer bill.

Just like Derek Lowe, how you get caught racing down one of the main streets in Atlanta smelling of booze then get off with no punishment is amazing to me.
2012-08-20 08:18:48 PM  
Dammit, did they assign Doc Gooden to be his trainer?
2012-08-20 08:32:40 PM  
Clearly this means the trade is forfeit, and the Mariners must give the Yankees Felix instead *nod*
2012-08-20 08:38:28 PM  
His BAL was only .07 points lower than Russell Martin's batting average. Maybe someone should arrest Martin
2012-08-20 09:39:42 PM  

WTF Indeed: To be fair, you'd drink heavily too if you had to spend your entire summer in Tampa.

Well there *is* Ybor City...
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