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(Politico)   You're a member of Congress visiting Israel. Do you: A) Visit the Wailing Wall? B) Discuss invading Iran? C) Get drunk and go coed skinny dipping in the Sea of Galilee?   ( politico.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, congresses, Majority Leader Eric Cantor, GOP, FBI, Sea of Galilee, Majority Whip, FBI probed, Kevin Yoder  
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2012-08-20 01:16:15 AM  
4 votes:
"Skinny dipping in the sea of Galilee I should not have"-Yoder
2012-08-20 04:30:07 AM  
2 votes:

powhound: Then again, I can handle myself when drunk.

errrr....that didn't come out right.....
2012-08-20 01:34:07 AM  
2 votes:
At least it didn't cost American tax payers 200 billion dollars a day.
2012-08-19 11:48:04 PM  
2 votes:
Heaven forbid public money should go to getting poor kids school lunches. IT's so much more important to use it subsidizing drunken skinny dipping in foreign lands. Yes, that is a fantastic use of tax money as well as a fantastic diplomatic strategy.
2012-08-19 11:46:59 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-20 04:26:05 PM  
1 vote:
Since nobody became pregnant after the incident we can assume that any rape that happened was legitemate rape.
2012-08-20 12:19:13 PM  
1 vote:
A GOP congressman you say? I can't believe it was coed.
2012-08-20 08:42:04 AM  
1 vote:
I think we can all agree that if there is one thing we want the FBI to investigate, it's unauthorized skinnydipping.
2012-08-20 03:33:03 AM  
1 vote:
Honestly, this makes them seem a whole lot more likeable to me. It would be a shame though, if they judged others for "lewd" behavior.
2012-08-20 02:42:55 AM  
1 vote:
A Christian, a Jew, and a Congressmen walk into the Sea of Galilee...
2012-08-20 01:44:23 AM  
1 vote:

Captain_Ballbeard: I'd like to see Obama take the Congressional Black Caucus to Kenya.


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"I'm afraid I'm busy that weekend."

2012-08-20 01:36:22 AM  
1 vote:

gaspode: Lipo:
According to the article, it wasn't funded by taxpayer dollars. The trip was pad for by a group relatd to AIPAC.

Which is kind of shocking too.. a huge junket to another country for a load of lawmakers paid for by a lobby for a foreign country would generate enormous pushback if it was a different combination of country and lawmakers.

I'd like to see Obama take the Congressional Black Caucus to Kenya.
2012-08-20 01:28:09 AM  
1 vote:
Jesus would also have taken a piss and mooned the disciples.
2012-08-20 01:20:11 AM  
1 vote:
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You know, I can answer that right now, sir - that'd be C)! C), for me, 'cause...
2012-08-20 01:18:34 AM  
1 vote:

Jim_Callahan: But Majority Leader Eric Cantor (R-Va.), who was the senior most GOP lawmaker in Israel on the trip, was so upset about the antics that he rebuked the 30 lawmakers the morning after the Aug. 18, 2011, incident, saying they were distracting from the mission of the trip.

Man, that's a lot of "NO ONE MAY HAVE FUN ON MY WATCH" there, getting upset about some people relaxing in a pretty non-offensive way that costs the taxpayers 0$ when they're off the clock.

Cantor wants to be speaker of the house so farking bad he can't stand it. A whole lotta authoritarian in that little guy. One of my favorite Obama moments is Cantor demanding to see his plan for the debt ceiling and Obama telling him it's with his speaker.

/I wonder if he cries every time he sees a cheeto
2012-08-20 01:13:21 AM  
1 vote:
What's really creepy, one of these weirdos brought his daughter along for the drunken skinny dipping, or so it seems from the article.
2012-08-19 09:22:39 PM  
1 vote:

xlbrooklyn: I'm having a hard time giving a shiat. Were the off the clock / done for the day? Apparently, yes. So what's the problem here?

I don't care, either, but I'm not one of their fundie mouthbreathing supporters, who I am sure will be scandalized by such a blatant disregard for Holy Land etiquette. Also, the baby Jesus hates naked penises.
2012-08-19 08:45:13 PM  
1 vote:
Is this some kind of trick question?
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