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(Washington Post)   Alabama man doesn't understand why some people have a problem with him burying his dead wife in the front yard by the porch like she wanted   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Alabama, property laws, personal rights, eminent domain, long-term care  
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7629 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2012 at 4:05 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-19 04:41:06 PM  
3 votes:
When my wife dies, I'll probably just toss her on top of the pile of dead hookers in my crawl space.
2012-08-19 04:27:46 PM  
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BarkingUnicorn: FTA: "the county health department signed off on the residential burial, saying it wouldn't cause any sanitation problems."

There's an article to read? Whoa, when did this happen? Is this a new feature on Fark?
2012-08-19 12:59:09 PM  
3 votes:
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2012-08-19 05:19:16 PM  
2 votes:
In the meantime, Davis has protested by running for City Council. A campaign sign hangs near a bigger sign in his yard that says: "Let Patsy Rest in Peace."

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"Message for you, Sir!"
2012-08-19 04:34:51 PM  
2 votes:
Fertilizer: It comes in many forms.
2012-08-19 02:23:38 PM  
2 votes:

basemetal: Right next to where the bird dog is married?

Married.......buried, same thing, right?

/damn this new comment button!
2012-08-19 01:23:49 PM  
2 votes:
As long as she was already dead before he buried her, I don't see a problem.
2012-08-19 06:29:41 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's kind of sweet, as long as he pisses off the other end of the porch.
2012-08-19 04:45:02 PM  
1 vote:

brerrabbit: Yes, I have legally buried friends and family buried on the property. Some folks have issues with 5000$ funerals.

Your grandma looks suspiciously like a large Italian man with bullet holes.
2012-08-19 04:44:05 PM  
1 vote:
"Remember, Mrs. Farmer. Whenever you buy a house, whatever's in the ground belongs to you - whether it's gold or oil... or Claude Musselman."
2012-08-19 04:29:47 PM  
1 vote:
well at least he still isn't sleeping with her.
2012-08-19 04:11:47 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap people in Alabama are stupid.

But we knew that already.
2012-08-19 04:09:15 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As long as he's ok with the next owner being able to do whatever they want with her, who cares?

And I do mean whatever
2012-08-19 02:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
At least she didn't want to be "stuffed and put on the couch as a constant reminder of [their] marital vows."
2012-08-19 01:50:00 PM  
1 vote:
Good thing he didn't just want to wall her up in the house. Then he'd need a building permit.
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