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(CNN)   Extremely rich man who has a stunning wife and high position just sees it as another day rescuing a 16 year old girl from drowning   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Hero, Britain's Prince William  
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2012-08-19 02:28:19 AM  
6 votes:
On the US, our royal family drowns innocent young women. In the UK, they save them.
2012-08-19 02:22:59 AM  
3 votes:
Public employee does job. Film at eleven.
2012-08-19 02:25:20 AM  
2 votes:

joonyer: And your wife needs a sammich.

Bucky Katt: Kate needs a sammich.

From the late, great Douglas Adams:

"There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
'Make 'em dry,' is the instruction buried somewhere in the collective national conciousness, 'make 'em rubbery. If you have to keep the buggers fresh, do it by washing 'em once a week.'
It is by eating sandwiches in pubs on Saturday lunchtimes that the British seek to atone for whatever their national sins have been. They're not altogether clear what those sins are, and don't want to know either. Sins are not the sort of things one wants to know about. But whatever sins there are are amply atoned for by the sandwiches they make themselves eat."
2012-08-19 02:23:56 AM  
2 votes:
Quit showing off.

2012-08-19 02:14:35 PM  
1 vote:

Fark_Guy_Rob: Truth - rich people are rich largely because they are *actually* better at life than poor people. Yes, some exceptions exist - but largely, it's true. The argument poor/middle class people always have is that rich people are only rich because their parents, or the benefits they get as a child of a rich person....but even that speaks to the quality of their parents. If your Mom let some dirty coal miner bang her and knock her up - well, that doesn't bode well for her ability to select a mate.

Bad Troll. Rich people 'get' rich usually by coming out of the right vagina. Most of the rest are miserable pricks that focus all their energy on getting rich at the expense of everyone else. As a whole, the species (and the world) would be a better place without them and their inbred DNA.
2012-08-19 11:09:25 AM  
1 vote:
The day Prince William saved her from drowning was the most important day of her life.

... but for him, it was Tuesday.
2012-08-19 07:14:53 AM  
1 vote:
Has he got shiat all over him?
2012-08-19 04:43:50 AM  
1 vote:
When a prince save a girl's life, doesn't she have to marry him or become chattel or something?

"Kate, honey, something happened at work today and now I have to fark this teenage girl, it's protocol..."
2012-08-19 02:44:45 AM  
1 vote:
You are a jaded, sad group of sots.
2012-08-19 02:29:00 AM  
1 vote:

dudemanbro: Something tells me he wasn't the primary saviour. Was he the one wearing the Nazi uniform a few years ago?

You're thinking of Goebbels.
2012-08-19 02:28:21 AM  
1 vote:
That is pretty heroic of him to risk his life to save a person in need.

*reads story*

Oh. Never mind then.
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