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(BBC)   Israel begins to Cheney-ize a war with Iran: "It will last a month and only kill 500 Israelis"   ( divider line
    More: Unlikely, Israelis, Iran, Maariv, military plans, Cold War, Shin Bet, CIA Director Leon Panetta, ballistic missiles  
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6460 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Aug 2012 at 6:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-15 06:40:00 PM  
8 votes:
Israel 'prepared for 30-day war with Iran'

Well, shiat, they'd better hope that Iran isn't prepared for a 31 day war, or they're totally farked, now aren't they?
2012-08-15 06:39:32 PM  
7 votes:
Activision is pestering Israel to start World War 3 because they need a new US involved war for their Call of Duty games
2012-08-15 06:45:01 PM  
6 votes:
(Hands beer to US)
"Hey y'all ... watch this!"
2012-08-15 06:39:47 PM  
4 votes:
Israel goes to war with the army it has, not the army it wishes America had.
2012-08-15 08:22:40 PM  
3 votes:
Why was the Six-Day War only six days?

Israel was renting the equipment by the week!

/try the (kosher) veal
2012-08-15 07:06:43 PM  
3 votes:
Iran has the largest and most diverse ballistic missile arsenal in the Middle East

Yes. They have missiles designed in both Photoshop AND Illustrator available in EPS, PDF, and JPG
2012-08-15 06:53:24 PM  
3 votes:
The nice thing about preemptive strikes, they never piss off the country attacked. The other country is all like "Ha, good one! You really got us that time."
2012-08-15 06:38:37 PM  
3 votes:
It will also pay for itself with Iranian oil revenues and the Iranian people will greet you as liberators.

Looks like Israel is slowly coming to the cold realization that the US is kinda busy right now, militarily speaking, and this president isn't going to be double-dog dared into a war with Iran (and that he's gonna be the guy in charge for the next four years)

So now they are trying to pysche themselves into doing it on their own.

Bad Move. You all used to be the conference powerhouse what with the Six Day War and all, but your most recent game was an away game tie against a division IIA opponent (Hezbollah)
2012-08-15 07:02:36 PM  
2 votes:
Snarfangel:shkkmo: 'Decimate' means 'kill every tenth' as a punishment for an army.

What about hexidecimate?

That would mean "kill every F'th" soldier.
2012-08-15 06:48:16 PM  
2 votes:
and ponies

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2012-08-15 06:46:24 PM  
2 votes:
Iran killed the quote button, I say we nuke those bastards.

Oh and that preview button needs to be nuked from orbit too.
2012-08-15 06:39:10 PM  
2 votes:
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2012-08-15 06:38:37 PM  
2 votes:
Which 500?
2012-08-16 04:54:06 AM  
1 vote:

intelligent comment below: poor America out of it. Let them overthrow regimes and create puppet states and suck the dick of Saudi princes!

It wasn't dick sucking that we know of. Just kissing and hand holding and strolling past flowers.

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2012-08-16 01:17:30 AM  
1 vote:
Cheney-ize a war ?

Is that where you get to ride shotgun into it?
2012-08-16 12:07:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-15 09:49:59 PM  
1 vote:

RanDomino: Poor, poor, repressed Israel. Manipulated, defeated, and/or overthrown every regional rival and with the world's only superpower in its back pocket, and still the victim.

What hero can resist a woman's tears?
2012-08-15 09:44:32 PM  
1 vote:
Obama has yet to find a nation of brown people he won't bomb.

Once he is down 5 points in the polls.... Goodnight.
2012-08-15 09:40:34 PM  
1 vote:
Cheney-ize a war? What does that mean?

The losers have to legalize gay marriage?
2012-08-15 09:33:13 PM  
1 vote:

WeenerGord: BojanglesPaladin: SirHolo: signaljammer: shkkmo
'Decimate' means 'kill every tenth' as a punishment for an army.


And here I thought it meant to have sex with every tenth soldier.

It doesn't specifically say that you can't, so....

/before or after you kill them?

And THAT is where the phrase 'Centurion's choice' comes from.
2012-08-15 09:07:30 PM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: I don't know about that but Israel will completely wreck Iran in a war.

This demonstrates a level of ignorance heretofore unknown to science.
2012-08-15 08:55:58 PM  
1 vote:
It sounds good, but I'm looking for something with gas mileage and style. Do you have World War Three in a luxury sports edition?
2012-08-15 08:20:29 PM  
1 vote:
*sort of looking around, minding own business*
2012-08-15 07:46:32 PM  
1 vote:
The Return of the Neo-Cons...

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2012-08-15 07:36:03 PM  
1 vote:
Stop fighting about the Jewish lobbyists. The Jews are afraid and they have every right. Those mullahs are insane.
2012-08-15 07:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
Raoul Eaton: The Iranians will greet them with flowers, and it will all be over in time for Christmas.

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2012-08-15 07:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah. A month. With minimal losses. And all of the Iranian citizens will gladly take this invasion and overthrow, the neighboring countries will be pretty chill with the whole thing happening and and a pig will fly right over the fireworks of the day of victory. No short-term or long-term effects, nosirree.

That whole pig thing is just not going to happen. It's not kosher or halal.
2012-08-15 06:58:06 PM  
1 vote:
I'd believe it. They'd probably start lobbing nukes in week two and want another 2 weeks before accepting a surrender.
2012-08-15 06:56:14 PM  
1 vote:
What does isreal do say "We blew up all your equipment and factories and stuff. We're chill now right?" Assume that isreal does manage to decimate Iran's army to such an extent that Iran can't wage 'proper' war after 30 days... doesn't this just mean they now have for face an intense suicide bombing and shelling campaign?

I think that they'd have to cut Iran's army by more than a tenth in order to win.
2012-08-15 06:55:21 PM  
1 vote:
Rich Cream:Quote thingie not working. Dumasses ever hear of debugging?

Drew isn't into debuggery.
2012-08-15 06:54:23 PM  
1 vote:

best part...................................forever
2012-08-15 06:53:03 PM  
1 vote:
God's chosen people don't need your approval.
If it threatens the Holy Land then it should be exterminated.
I can't believe so many people here are so anti-semetic.
You'll learn soon enough.
2012-08-15 06:52:22 PM  
1 vote:
Is this about that internet thing? Because I'm sure we could get the server moved to Tel Aviv if Ahmedinerjacket pulls the plug on the Internet.
2012-08-15 06:48:02 PM  
1 vote:

Mikey1969: Israel 'prepared for 30-day war with Iran'

Well, shiat, they'd better hope that Iran isn't prepared for a 31 day war, or they're totally farked, now aren't they?

That's what the 32 day 'Plan B' is for.
2012-08-15 06:48:01 PM  
1 vote:
The term is "cakewalk", people. Cake-walk.

/or it was; let's wait and see what new buzzword is thrown under the tank.
2012-08-15 06:43:09 PM  
1 vote:
I hope Romney wins so I can learn Farsi for the war with Iran that will last a decade and break the fiscal standing of the US even further! That would just be swell! Then Israel will know we support them and the Republican lawmakers can stop pandering to them like they are registered to vote in all elections everywhere in the entire US.
2012-08-15 06:40:50 PM  
1 vote:
Don't forget Russia.
We can kick of Revelations if we do this right, and hopefully all those preachy Christians and the rest of God's People will get Raptured away and leave the rest of us in peace.
2012-08-15 06:39:54 PM  
1 vote:
And 30,000 Americans
2012-08-15 06:39:12 PM  
1 vote:
Awaiting the usuals.
2012-08-15 06:38:39 PM  
1 vote:
And people wonder why I actually can see some merit in One World Government from time time...
2012-08-15 06:38:33 PM  
1 vote:
I love the smell of WWIII in the morning.
2012-08-15 06:35:52 PM  
1 vote:
Do it, you farks, and drag the US in on it too. Let's burn this motherfarker down.
2012-08-15 06:34:43 PM  
1 vote:
and I never inhale

/ or swallow
2012-08-15 06:33:55 PM  
1 vote:
And everyone will get free ice cream.
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