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(Omaha World Herald)   But wait, what's happening in the interesting and exotic world of American cold storage facilities?   ( divider line
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2012-08-15 08:21:19 AM  
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2012-08-15 08:21:30 AM  
We have a cold storage facility here in Canada. It's called 'Winnipeg'! HYUK HYUK HYUK...

/got nuthin
2012-08-15 09:26:27 AM  
Do they find a bunch of security guards with melted faces every so often?
2012-08-15 09:29:30 AM  
This should help preserve the impending supply of soylent green.
2012-08-15 10:19:15 AM  
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2012-08-15 10:20:16 AM  
I was hoping to read more about Ted Williams' head, not routine commercial storage.
2012-08-15 11:28:02 AM  
CSB: Used to work for a local-yokel monthly small business magazine and this piece looks exactly like the little profile pieces we used to do on local firms. A goofy picture of the principal worker, some interior shots, and some fascinating facts in the copy.
One time we did a cover feature on a cheese factory.
2012-08-15 12:00:26 PM  
Great, another thread about Rosie O'Donnell's vagina.
2012-08-15 12:16:37 PM  
Hopefully they remembered to put in good fire suppression equipment. Wouldn't want three feet of butter going through the streets if there was a fire...

Seriously, check out picture #2 in this linky
2012-08-15 12:24:52 PM  
The link above incidently was the largest fire ever fought by Madison city firefighters. one of the local fire stations has a flame above a block of cheese as part of their logo to remember it by.

You can also see tons of funny articles about it if you search for Madison Butter fire
2012-08-15 12:44:21 PM  
Weird, former client of mine on fark.
2012-08-15 02:02:05 PM  
Good. Now we have a place to store Akira's tissue samples.
2012-08-15 02:03:50 PM  
I thought the article was going to be about PETA installing more reefer units for all the animals they euthanase.
2012-08-15 02:44:50 PM  
Usually when I see my city's paper linked here I think, "Oh boy, here we go." This is pretty mundane.
2012-08-15 03:01:03 PM  
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2012-08-15 04:04:10 PM  
New show? Cold Storage Wars.

2012-08-15 06:49:40 PM  
No COOL Tag?

/I would have settled for a Mr CooL ICE photo
2012-08-15 11:33:45 PM  
Local news is local. Slow day for subby?
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