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(Wired)   Nine fictional beverages you can never drink...but here are recipes that might allow you to replicate a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster or some raktajino   ( wired.com) divider line
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2012-08-14 07:34:57 PM  
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2012-08-14 07:58:05 PM  
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Mugato: GAT_00: Whiskey is only like 80 proof. Drink some 151, you're almost all the way there.

Right but pure alcohol is only 200 proof. But there might be some Klingon super-saturation involved.

So twice as strong as whiskey would be 160 proof. Everclear is stronger
2012-08-14 07:18:09 PM  
2 votes:

pseudowho: Why bother?

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2012-08-14 05:15:29 PM  
2 votes:
I'll have a Screaming Viking please...
2012-08-14 11:56:08 PM  
1 vote:
Need Sapho recipe:

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2012-08-14 09:45:28 PM  
1 vote:
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Anyone for a holy bartender?
2012-08-14 09:42:34 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-14 09:07:53 PM  
1 vote:
Hot Earl Grey tea is a fictional beverage?
2012-08-14 08:34:19 PM  
1 vote:

2012-08-14 08:27:47 PM  
1 vote:
Came for the tranya and Clint Howard, leaving satisfied.
2012-08-14 08:25:49 PM  
1 vote:

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Directions: This Mix is long time dream and now reality.
It has four other variations the only difference is the liquor you mix with the Grain alcohol.
The one first described is called the
Steiner variant.
The others include:

Steiner: 2 oz Peppermint Schnapps
Davion: 2 oz Bourbon or Tequila
Kurita: 2 oz Sake
Liao: 2 oz Plum Wine
Marik: 2 oz Ouzo

Bottom's up, and oh by the way if it's the Steiner variant of the drink, open you throat and send her down. DO NOT! KEEP IT IN YOUR MOUTH, OR IT WILL FEEL LIKE THE ENAMEL IS COMING OFF YOUR TEETH.
2012-08-14 08:19:24 PM  
1 vote:
Um, no reason, but is there any solvent other than water that would allow alcohol to have a higher ABV before it causes you to start vomiting blood?
2012-08-14 08:17:53 PM  
1 vote:
Thank FSM you can get a gin and tonic across the galaxy.
2012-08-14 08:17:48 PM  
1 vote:
So after reading TFA, and going through the farking slideshow TFA linked to find the recipe for Mudder's Milk, I find that it's simply a White Russian with some Bailey's added. Probably tastes pretty good, and I'm sure I'll try it some day, but I somehow don't see it as having much in the way of nutrients the way Mudder's Milk was supposed to.
2012-08-14 08:13:49 PM  
1 vote:

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A warrior's drink!
2012-08-14 08:13:06 PM  
1 vote:
Just give me some Corellian rum
2012-08-14 08:08:41 PM  
1 vote:
I very likely still have some of the Romulan Ale I bought at Star Trek: The Experience in Vegas a decade ago. I remember it being not-at-all good, so I'm sure it's much, much worse now.
2012-08-14 08:05:16 PM  
1 vote:

All_Farked_Up: Grapefruit juice according to the actor and he hated it.

Ha, just read that after reading some trek wike page after searching for that pic. I love grapefruit juice these days but don't think I was very crazy about it as a kid.

/halfway down on my first vodak & grapefruit juice of the night
//Clint Howard's underrated
2012-08-14 08:05:16 PM  
1 vote:

All_Farked_Up: b0rg9: [i.imgur.com image 610x454]

Damn, can't believe the tranya wasn't on that list.

Grapefruit juice according to the actor and he hated it.

Guess he didn't really relish it then.

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/it's green
2012-08-14 07:55:28 PM  
1 vote:
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Damn, can't believe the tranya wasn't on that list.
2012-08-14 07:54:38 PM  
1 vote:
2012-08-14 07:47:09 PM  
1 vote:
Butter beer actually was a drink from renaissance England. Essentially, eggnog using beer.
2012-08-14 07:14:16 PM  
1 vote:
Why bother? I already have a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
2012-08-14 06:39:39 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: Picard: Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Kirk: Ale. Romulan. Illegal.

Advantage: Kirk.

Klingon blood wine is supposed to be twice as strong as whiskey but I don't know how that's scientifically possible. Must involve an inverse warp field channeled through the deflector dish.

Whiskey is only like 80 proof. Drink some 151, you're almost all the way there.
2012-08-14 06:34:19 PM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-14 05:39:17 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone comes near my beer with butter gets a shot in the 'nads.

2012-08-14 05:32:00 PM  
1 vote:
I've had butterbeer. They sell it at Universal Orlando in the Harry Potter section.

It's really good and really sweet. And it will quickly make you sick if you drink too much of it.
2012-08-14 04:48:14 PM  
1 vote:
Where's my Caf-Pow, Gibbs?
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