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(Gawker)   Don't ask the internet to name your new soft drink, it won't end well   ( gawker.com) divider line
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22989 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Aug 2012 at 1:35 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-13 12:07:09 PM  
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/do the dew!
2012-08-13 12:14:31 PM  
4Chan, always good for a laugh.
2012-08-13 12:16:49 PM  
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2012-08-13 12:32:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [www.fizzledout.com image 320x222]

I bought few cans of it for the Clowes drawings but as I don't drink soda, I couldn't fully commit to Coca-Cola droll. It's the curse of the sardonic.

When will there be a bubbly sugar water that meets MY needs?
2012-08-13 12:41:13 PM  
And yet I still can't get Baja Blast anywhere else but Taco Bell. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
2012-08-13 12:44:20 PM  
moist nugget sounds more like an IPA.
2012-08-13 01:03:11 PM  
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2012-08-13 01:13:23 PM  
I think No. 5 is my favorite.

2012-08-13 01:39:12 PM  
2012-08-13 01:39:54 PM  
Applejack? Seriously?.
2012-08-13 01:40:09 PM  
That is fairly amusing. I would have went with "Effervescent Neon Piss" myself.
2012-08-13 01:40:20 PM  
Where was "surgery colored corn water that will make you fat"?
2012-08-13 01:40:58 PM  
I think they should call it "Dr. Dew".
2012-08-13 01:42:24 PM  

2012-08-13 01:43:15 PM  

fluffybunny: [8.mshcdn.com image 600x433]

Why yes it is as nasty as it sounds.
/The turkey soda is not to bad.
2012-08-13 01:43:39 PM  
Get the rights to a picture of Morgan Freeman ala Driving Miss Daisy and name it Macon Water.
2012-08-13 01:43:42 PM  
I laughed out loud reading that list

Anyone remember Surge? Mid 90's I think. Wife and her friend created a drink with that and Tequila. They called it 'Batter Acid', well, because it looked like it.
2012-08-13 01:43:46 PM  
Someone in Market Research doesn't know what kind of people drink that stuff.
/'vaginal secretions' did make me hork my coffee up my nose a bit.
2012-08-13 01:44:23 PM  
nice goin' /b/ros!
2012-08-13 01:44:26 PM  
Ethylene Glycol
2012-08-13 01:45:21 PM  
Eww - crab juice please.
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2012-08-13 01:46:01 PM  
"Florida Baby Formula"
2012-08-13 01:47:22 PM  
Mountain Dew:
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"On second though, let's not go to the internet. Tis a silly place."
2012-08-13 01:48:21 PM  
for the lulz
2012-08-13 01:50:23 PM  
Anal Leakage
2012-08-13 01:50:36 PM  
audible guffaw
2012-08-13 01:51:35 PM  
UFIA soda?
2012-08-13 01:53:32 PM  

Smoke14: And yet I still can't get Baja Blast anywhere else but Taco Bell. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

Wow. I don't even know where to begin.
2012-08-13 01:55:15 PM  
Meh, I preferred the taste of "Hillbilly Joose" long before Mt. Dew became all the rage again.


/Not a hipster.
//Just old
2012-08-13 01:55:45 PM  

That's excellent.
2012-08-13 01:55:54 PM  
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2012-08-13 01:56:02 PM  
You mean they didn't try to call it Lemon Party?
2012-08-13 01:56:10 PM  
I think cumsplosion fits quite well with their "It'll tickle your innards" line.
2012-08-13 01:57:28 PM  
Painful Rectal Itch?

/Gawker's blocked
2012-08-13 01:58:06 PM  

abfalter: [i.ebayimg.com image 768x1024]

Tom Arnold:

" FAP!!!"
2012-08-13 01:58:20 PM  
I like "Soda" as well.
2012-08-13 01:59:11 PM  
Was looking for "Santorum" to be in that list.

Leaving disappointed.
2012-08-13 02:02:21 PM  
I voted earlier for "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong."

Imagine the commercials for that extreme thirst quencher.
2012-08-13 02:05:03 PM  
I'm about to make another batch of root beer tomorrow. Citrus soda can suck it.
2012-08-13 02:05:47 PM  
I love it when those guys mess up plans of the naive.
2012-08-13 02:07:12 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Painful Rectal Itch?

/Gawker's blocked

Nope. "Nose Hair" didn't crack the Top 10, either.
2012-08-13 02:07:38 PM  

LeroyBourne: Someone in Market Research doesn't know what kind of people drink that stuff.
/'vaginal secretions' did make me hork my coffee up my nose a bit.

Agreed, L'Roy. I'll not try to top any of those. Great LOLs

Did ya see the discussion on the Mountain Dew being a slang for 'moonshine'? A touch of etymology goes a LONG way. Brands are based on how they want you to consider their product, so the names are reflective of what they want you to think about it. Sorts like MaryJane, to put it in words the commenters can relate to.

/Psst! It's 'vaginal secretions' FTW
//It tastes like shiat...try some
///Pepsi Spice
2012-08-13 02:07:52 PM  
Jim Jones Juice.
2012-08-13 02:11:12 PM  
Mountin' Umommie
Dentist's Delight
Meth Mountain
2012-08-13 02:13:31 PM  

downstairs: I like "Soda" as well.

"Soda" and "Sierra Mist" were my two faves, of the ones I could see anyway.
2012-08-13 02:14:07 PM  

CygnusDarius: Applejack? Seriously?.

Why not? She is best pony.
2012-08-13 02:14:40 PM  
I'd love to know the ad agency who came up with this.
2012-08-13 02:15:29 PM  

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OMG! Olde Frothingslosh! The pale stale ale with the head on the bottom!

2012-08-13 02:16:13 PM  
I would have LOVED to witness the meeting at Mtn Dew HQ about this.

"Uh... sir. Things seem to have gone terribly wrong..."
2012-08-13 02:16:18 PM  
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/Never thought I'd have a use for this image again.
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