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(Yahoo)   Vice-Presidential running mate Paul Ryan admits: HIS BODY HAS NO HUMAN BLOOD   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Rep. Paul Ryan, the GOP, running mate, Wisconsin, obama, ryan, chickens, blood  
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3621 clicks; posted to Politics » on 13 Aug 2012 at 8:25 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-13 06:08:38 AM  
3 votes:
FTA: "My veins run with cheese"

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2012-08-13 08:31:24 AM  
2 votes:

Mugato: Well at least he's not pandering.


2012-08-13 11:46:56 AM  
1 vote:
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all obama has... which is sad.
2012-08-13 11:23:00 AM  
1 vote:

KarmicDisaster: NO BLOOD FOR CHEESE!

2012-08-13 11:20:16 AM  
1 vote:
"My veins run with cheese, bratwurst, and a little Spotted Cow and some Millers," Ryan said, his voice cracking with emotion. "I even think ice fishing is interesting."

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Still think I'm an idiot?
2012-08-13 10:50:16 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-13 09:41:46 AM  
1 vote:
Cheese-powered Daleks are coming to destroy America.

Exterminate Medicare! Exterminate Obamacare! Exterminate, exterminate!
2012-08-13 09:33:27 AM  
1 vote:

utharda: Let's talk about the real issues America faces.

Yes, lets talk about the real issues. Like where is Obama's birth certificate? And where is the bust of Churchill?
2012-08-13 09:11:04 AM  
1 vote:
He will end every speech with TAXBONGO DELENDA EST
2012-08-13 09:09:34 AM  
1 vote:
Upon the death of Ronald Reagan (Blessed be his tax cutting name), his blood was transfused into Paul Ryan, infusing Ryan with the Reagan Spirit of empty militarism, hostility to the poor and extreme loyalty to the wealthy.
2012-08-13 08:58:07 AM  
1 vote:

Nurglitch: Nobody from the coasts would think ice-fishing is interesting...

Exactly. Who would waste their time fishing for ice when you can either make it in your freezer or buy it at most stores.
2012-08-13 08:58:00 AM  
1 vote:
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2012-08-13 08:50:35 AM  
1 vote:
Well, the no human blood I expected from a zombie-eyed granny starver.

The cheese part, I guess I wasn't expecting.
2012-08-13 08:35:31 AM  
1 vote:
If Romney, Ryan, and the Republicans win, will they promise to help save America from Romney, Ryan and the Republicans?
2012-08-13 08:35:19 AM  
1 vote:
This is why teabaggers love him. They're hungry.
2012-08-13 07:04:26 AM  
1 vote:
Well at least he's not pandering.

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