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(   Police search for suspected killer with black glass eye -- a lifeless eye -- like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, killer, double murder, Ford Fiesta, Chief Constables  
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2012-08-13 12:15:14 AM  
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This eye only sees the past.
2012-08-13 01:36:16 AM  
Last seen in cahoots with suspect possessing one brown eye...
2012-08-13 02:28:49 AM Full Size
2012-08-13 02:55:01 AM  
Just in time for Shark Week.
2012-08-13 03:57:25 AM  
...until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all the poundin' and the hollerin', they all come in and they... rip you to pieces.
2012-08-13 05:10:06 AM  
Something about the last part of the headline falls flat subs.
2012-08-13 05:13:48 AM  
We're gonna need a bigger boat
2012-08-13 05:16:29 AM  

DeltaPunch: Last seen in cahoots with suspect possessing one brown eye...

Found him!
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2012-08-13 05:21:49 AM  
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Doll's eyes.
2012-08-13 05:23:18 AM  
one-yed man
2012-08-13 05:28:19 AM  
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Hopefully there are no copy cat killers.
2012-08-13 05:30:36 AM  
We know that at least the EYE isn't living.
2012-08-13 06:08:43 AM  
The Assassins' Guild screwed up again.
2012-08-13 06:54:47 AM  
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2012-08-13 08:14:49 AM  
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Oh god
2012-08-13 08:38:56 AM  
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2012-08-13 09:48:55 AM  
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/I can see I'm an hour late.
//And yes, I've read the book.
2012-08-13 10:32:49 AM  
He seems to be a pleasant enough looking chap except for that FARKIN' BLACK GLASS EYE! HOLY CRAP!!!
2012-08-13 12:17:52 PM  
He's cute.

Frankly, I think the fake eyes with irises are way creepier.
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