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2012-08-12 12:49:39 PM  
Jack had stolen the giant's camera and gotten it down the beanstalk, but now he had to get it through custums.
2012-08-12 12:54:24 PM  
"Twist it to the right. No, my right."
2012-08-12 12:54:38 PM  
Every photographers nightmare: Retake day at the Hagrid & Goliath Academy
2012-08-12 12:55:23 PM  
So you're telling me that we have to do this every time Shaq wants to send dick pictures?
2012-08-12 12:56:14 PM  
Dammit I told you idjits.. you backed the trailer up too far to the right!! Do I have to do everything?!?
2012-08-12 12:59:29 PM  
Large format film has gone TOO FAR.
2012-08-12 01:06:44 PM  
"I can't believe we still couldn't get all of Rosie in a single frame."
2012-08-12 01:06:47 PM  
Something, something, Minnie Driver
2012-08-12 01:11:02 PM  
Yo mama's so fat this camera can only take her headshot.
2012-08-12 01:22:25 PM  
2012-08-12 01:23:03 PM  
Dammit, Joe, next time Gulliver wants to develop his film, he can take the camera in himself.
2012-08-12 01:36:49 PM  
NASA loads replacement camera into carrier in preparation of transmitting it by Wonkavision to Curiosity rover on Mars.
2012-08-12 01:39:29 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Wh...where did my comment go?

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2012-08-12 01:50:59 PM  
Best. Optical Illusion. Ever.
2012-08-12 01:53:19 PM  
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"Good job guys -- I think we've finally found a camera big enough to capture Subby's Mom in her natural habitat. Just unload it here at the Sunday Buffet..."
2012-08-12 01:54:04 PM  
Over the years, Paco's Tacos & Burgers' weekly Sunday Buffet had gradually started to attract a larger customer base, both quantitatively and qualitatively. Here we see representatives from Guinness World Records preparing to photograph Norma Puckett, the popular restaurant's most obese customer ever.
2012-08-12 02:16:48 PM  
Take it back. We're gonna need a bigger camera to capture Sheriff Joe's ego.
2012-08-12 02:21:19 PM  
"Yeah, I know - this is why he said it's easier to put the camera in the horsebox and the horse in the glove compartment?"
2012-08-12 02:36:28 PM  
I never thought I'd sell this giant camera when I opened my first fotomat in 1973 or that my fotomat empire would go out of business.
2012-08-12 02:36:49 PM  
"What he gonna do?"
"He gonna focus."
"Both of us?"
2012-08-12 03:02:57 PM  
"That's what SHE said"

/it's almost in
2012-08-12 03:43:03 PM  
Bob found the perfect camera for those Clown Car Family portraits.
2012-08-12 05:16:10 PM  
Google Streetview Beta-test blunder means a redesign for the Internet giant.
2012-08-12 05:51:41 PM  
If one more farking hipster complains about "needs more megapixels" for their iCrap I'm gonna lose it.
2012-08-12 06:31:20 PM  
Man, Joe, when they said you were a "big picture kind of guy," this isn't exactly what I had in mind.
2012-08-13 05:14:47 AM  
I can tell this pic is PhotoShopped, cuz' of the pixels and I've seen quite a few Photo-Shops in my day.
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