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(HitFix)   Yes, superheros rule the big screen, but here are 10 superheros who really, really don't need their own movie   ( divider line
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8969 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 12 Aug 2012 at 11:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-12 11:52:53 AM  
4 votes:
Two things I want from Superhero movies:
1) A Squirrel Girl movie. Hell, make it direct-to-dvd. It could be a good satire of all of the big-budget blockbusters.

2) The next time DC decides to reboot a franchise (whether it's Batman, Superman, or whatever), the last film before the reboot has to end with Superboy punching the film reel into oblivion at the end of the credits.
2012-08-12 03:19:08 PM  
2 votes:

Rwa2play: To me, not really: Back a truck up full of money for Joss Whedon AND give him full control over it (IOW absolutely NO INTERFERENCE by the suits at WB). Done.

Hmm. Joss Whedon write a story about a girl who kicks ass. Well it would be a stretch for him but maybe.
2012-08-12 11:59:28 AM  
2 votes:
Power Girl movie. Just to see if they can find someone to fit into that outfit.
2012-08-12 06:07:54 PM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't mind seeing a Nightwing movie, though they'd have the same problem as a Power Girl movie: filling out the costume. Full Size

dat rump

MattyFridays: Keizer_Ghidorah:

You think those are implants? You poor sad creature.


Yeah, I can tell when puppies are real or fake, it's my X-Man power and they're real.

Uh... if you've seen her in other outfits outside of Power Girl, it's pretty obvious they are implants. You do realize that cosmetic surgery has come a long way and not everyone looks like Tori Spelling and Kitty from Arrested Development?

In fact, one of the reasons her implants look so good is BECAUSE she has some meat on her bones and they don't look like canteloupes on a stick.

Now, I'll allow you to retort.

If she's the same woman that cosplays as Isabella Valentine, those are very real. No silicone-enhanced breast looks, hangs, and spreads out like that.
2012-08-12 12:42:27 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: MattyFridays: OK, help me out here.

Early 80's. Free, "PSA-type" comic book. Not sure which superhero was featured. Subject was drug-abuse, featured kids laughing at a funeral. Anyone recall?

Was it one of the Teen Titans drug abuse comics?

There were three of them, one from Keebler, and two from the President's Drug Awareness Campaign.

There was also a Captain America DRUGS book.

YES! IT WAS TEEN TITANS! I remember because Cyborg was in and that was the first time I saw him and I wondered how he peed.
2012-08-12 12:32:21 PM  
1 vote:

Teufelaffe: Flappyhead: Power Girl movie. Just to see if they can find someone to fit into that outfit.

Found her:
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"No capes."
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