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(Cracked)   The 13 most disturbing vintage ads for household products. The horror...the horror   ( cracked.com) divider line
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33035 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2012 at 7:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-08-11 05:23:47 PM  
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2012-08-11 06:04:26 PM  
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2012-08-11 06:15:56 PM  

fluffybunny: [vision02.com image 450x575]


That's a WWII poster about gas rationing. It's not a commercial ad.
 
2012-08-11 06:43:03 PM  
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Skr
2012-08-11 07:17:26 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: [www.thepeoplescube.com image 275x204]


Came in here to say that the Lysol douche should win honorable mention.
 
2012-08-11 07:21:06 PM  
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New Shimmer, for the greatest shine you ever tasted!
 
2012-08-11 07:24:30 PM  
Hey I had two of those Revell ship kits pictured. Haven't thought about those in years.
 
2012-08-11 07:27:27 PM  
Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.
 
2012-08-11 07:29:35 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:30:36 PM  
Why the hell is CRACKED showing me all these ads for Jesus?
 
2012-08-11 07:31:24 PM  
I find those...disturbing.


And seriously, what was up with all the pedophile ads back in the day?!? Was "daddy's little girl" really a euphemism for boinking your daughter?
 
2012-08-11 07:31:47 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:32:09 PM  
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Chase and Sanborn coffee
 
2012-08-11 07:33:41 PM  
The metracal looks like a plate full of pepto bismal.
 
2012-08-11 07:35:15 PM  
Please don't blame us for the inevitable nightmare in which O.J. is running after you, in the dark, those three boots pounding down the pavement after you with a noise like a wounded horse.

Okay...I'll admit that's pretty terrifying
 
2012-08-11 07:39:42 PM  

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee


Well, crap, that's just a weekend, here...
 
2012-08-11 07:42:54 PM  
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/oh, the good old times...
 
2012-08-11 07:44:15 PM  
Per the Dingo's; The boot is really high, so it has 'extra leg'. Get it now?
 
2012-08-11 07:44:46 PM  

Gyrfalcon: And seriously, what was up with all the pedophile ads back in the day?!? Was "daddy's little girl" really a euphemism for boinking your daughter?


Yes. You just now getting the memo?

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee


Damn straight.
 
2012-08-11 07:45:18 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:45:47 PM  
This was one of the most well-written Cracked articles I've read in a while. I actually LOL'd at some of their funny comments.
 
2012-08-11 07:46:55 PM  

Fritriac: [www.fritriac.de image 640x462]

/oh, the good old times...


4.85 an OUNCE??? To the time machine!
 
2012-08-11 07:47:08 PM  

Znuh: Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.

I agree.

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2012-08-11 07:51:16 PM  
/hot. Like Madge
 
2012-08-11 07:52:33 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:53:26 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:54:24 PM  
I always felt Mr. Whipple was one of the creepiest ad characters ever.
 
2012-08-11 07:54:43 PM  
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Doesn't need to be "vintage" to be disturbing- but it helps.
 
2012-08-11 07:55:47 PM  
 
2012-08-11 07:56:43 PM  
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2012-08-11 07:58:57 PM  
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There's QUITE an array of disturbing vintage Lysol ads.
 
2012-08-11 07:59:19 PM  

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Small enough for anyone over 15 years old? That sentence makes no sense
 
2012-08-11 08:01:19 PM  

Znuh: Cracked always leaves me feeling slightly more retarded.


Two words: Fark TV.
 
2012-08-11 08:02:41 PM  
The 50's were just a magical time.

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2012-08-11 08:04:32 PM  

Oznog: www.strangecosmos.comthewvsr.comwww.nashvillewebreview.com

There's QUITE an array of disturbing vintage Lysol ads.



At least they are not Drano Ads...
 
2012-08-11 08:14:33 PM  
and now for a few when Cracked ran a similar list years ago:

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2012-08-11 08:16:05 PM  
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2012-08-11 08:18:51 PM  
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2012-08-11 08:19:47 PM  
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2012-08-11 08:21:58 PM  

DrMcNinja: Oznog: [www.letssmiletoday.com image 541x806]

Small enough for anyone over 15 years old? That sentence makes no sense


under 15 gets the big one
 
2012-08-11 08:27:31 PM  

lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee


Looks like something from the movie Secretary.
For some reason, I have an odd desire for another cup of coffee.
 
2012-08-11 08:33:04 PM  

eyeq360: lelio: [pzrservices.typepad.com image 402x554]

Chase and Sanborn coffee

Looks like something from the movie Secretary.
For some reason, I have an odd desire for another cup of coffee.



I'm currently drinking Community Coffee, I guess I'll spank her with a magnolia switch

/ also getting a kick, etc.
 
2012-08-11 08:56:35 PM  
I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.
 
2012-08-11 09:01:49 PM  

Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.


On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.
 
2012-08-11 09:04:41 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.


Yeah but there's no delivery system, it's just a bottle.

"Dear, could you go to the garage and get me a funnel?"
 
2012-08-11 09:06:53 PM  

Skr: BarkingUnicorn: [www.thepeoplescube.com image 275x204]

Came in here to say that the Lysol douche should win honorable mention.


Women actually douched with Lysol, and yet we gave them the vote.
 
2012-08-11 09:08:46 PM  
One of the sponsors for The Shadow radio program was Linex floor polish, but that's only funny when
listened to today by computer geeks, since the name of the product is pronounced the way some
people pronounce the name of the operating system.
 
2012-08-11 09:10:53 PM  

Mugato: trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.

Yeah but there's no delivery system, it's just a bottle.

"Dear, could you go to the garage and get me a funnel?"


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/note, GIs-ing for douchebag will get you hundreds of ompaloompas and only two actual bags, and the one without the text was not clearly visible, so here you go.
 
2012-08-11 09:14:45 PM  
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2012-08-11 09:22:07 PM  

trivial use of my dark powers: Mugato: I can't stop laughing at the image of a woman pouring Lysol on her twat.

On? Nope.

/Burns just thinking about it.


Had a girlfriend that used Listerine. She said it left her feeling clean, not like that other stuff.
Haven't been able to even look at in the store since then.
 
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