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(Christian Science Monitor)   Toyota Corolla to receive a dramatic overhaul, will look nothing like the one responsible for your conception   ( csmonitor.com) divider line
    More: Sick, Corolla, Toyota, Chevrolet Cruze, Avalon, Scion, Christian Science Monitor, Honda Civic  
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6471 clicks; posted to Business » on 10 Aug 2012 at 2:59 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-10 10:28:42 PM  
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Kurmudgeon: And the local mechanic will see you when the dealership refuses to fix it any more.
As hostile as Fark is to religion, it's amazing the utter faith some of you have in this foreign corporation.
/that's ok, money in my pocket. Keep buying them.

Does it not bother you that everything you post is entirely verifiable bullshiat? Like.... I mean... on the politics tab you see some incredibly stupid shiat... but you give them all a run for their money. You're either an epic troll or so far beyond delusional that there's never going to be a DSM up to date enough to define exactly what's wrong with you.
2012-08-10 10:08:54 PM  
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tiiger: My first car was a Dodge Challenger.

Great car. So glad I didn't waste my money on a cheap 'compact' car.

My first car was a Civic Si. Glad I didn't waste my money on a gas-guzzling "muscle car" that my 4 banger could beat in a drag race.
2012-08-10 08:05:18 PM  
1 vote:
I have a Toyota 'rolla. It was part of an acquisition when I married my wife. I love it. Reliable as all hell. We keep it because it'll run like a goddamn Kenyan. We don't care about styling so much.

/still not sure what the sick tag is for
2012-08-10 04:04:06 PM  
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Cheron: dittybopper: I like to think they used the Spitfire instead.

couldna be worse coulda be a Stag

Or a bug-eye Sprite:

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Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.
2012-08-10 03:23:09 PM  
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dittybopper: It had better have had a flux capacitor in it, because the Corolla wasn't imported into the US until well after I was born.

Near as I can tell, it would have had to have been a either a Triumph Spitfire, a Saab 93. Either one speaks volumes about the flexibility of my parents at that age.

/The Saab was a two-stroke.
//Premature detonation?

SAAB's had a Nash seat that laid flat together:

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This ad and similar ones cause a big uproar as he woman does not have a viable wedding ring.
2012-08-10 03:20:41 PM  
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Well, as someone who had to work harder than most to become a father, I've got to say it's a pretty decent trade-off.

Remember how the simple act of drinking a beer became ho-hum once it was legal? Same thing. Making it "dangerous" once again puts some of the fun back into it.

This argument fails when you use it in the context of diseased hookers.
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