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(NYPost)   If you can find Sofia Vergara a good bra size 32F, she'll be eternally that's a tremendous Tex Avery face you're making there but I just cleaned these floors   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2012-08-08 07:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
2012-08-09 09:31:46 AM  
2 votes:
Does it matter what size a woman's breasts are? Breasts are wonderful. They're the only place on the human body that adipose tissue -- aka fat -- is farking awesome. Small breasts are pert and perky, medium breasts are jiggly funbags, and large breasts are eye-grabbing chest pillows. Boobs are farking wonderful and women are wonderful and the alphabet is wonderful all the way from A to F. And G.


2012-08-08 03:47:09 PM  
2 votes:

CigaretteSmokingMan: [www.all-photos.net image 474x634]

I'm trying to figure out how she is only a 32.

The number in a bra size is measured below the boobies, around the chest. The letter is the boobies themselves. Smaller number, higher letter, always good.
2012-08-08 03:37:18 PM  
2 votes:
Seems like a good time to revisit this (NSFW but definitely worth the click)
2012-08-08 03:04:12 PM  
2 votes:
The implants breasts in question:

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/ 15 posts in before a photo?
// Fark is majorly slipping
2012-08-08 11:53:31 AM  
2 votes:
FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.
2012-08-09 09:15:38 AM  
1 vote:
Ugh...because clinically insane people prefer to prove their internet toughness instead of enjoying the glory is round curvy female flesh.

Let me save this thread.

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2012-08-09 07:16:24 AM  
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2012-08-09 12:52:23 AM  
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2012-08-08 10:15:54 PM  
1 vote:

John Buck 41: How is this being grouchy? Do YOU seriously think those are F cups?

Well let's see. The owner of the tits says she wears a size F bra, and that it's hard to find. And since life hasn't turned me into a cynical know-it-all, I'm gonna go with YES.

Seriously, how the hell are you such an arrogant douche that you actually think you know more than someone else does about their own damn body

The answer is, you're a grouchy old biatch.

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2012-08-08 09:26:42 PM  
1 vote:

Alphakronik: What better way to get guys looking at your tits than say they are size F?

A low cut top.
2012-08-08 07:39:24 PM  
1 vote:

MoronLessOff: Almet: Once you get past DD, cup sizes are pretty arbitrary. It really depends on what the bra is for. My wife has a few D, several DD and E, and one F-cup.

I can vouch for this.

You seem to know a lot about Almet's wife's bras.
2012-08-08 04:53:50 PM  
1 vote:
From what I can tell, she is nowhere near an F. Not even a DD. More like a full C, pushing into a D.
2012-08-08 11:58:41 AM  
1 vote:

MaxxLarge: FTA: "The Colombian TV sensation concedes that the forces of gravity make bra-wearing an absolute necessity. 'It's not a pretty sight anymore,' says Vergara, 40."

Prove it.

Preferably on all fours.
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