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(NewsChannel 5 Nashville)   Fifty people become sick after salmonella outbreak at annual St. Patrick's Irish Picnic. Faith and Begorraaaaggglllphhh   ( divider line
    More: Scary, St. Patrick's, Irish Picnic, salmonella, state department of health, Reporter of Decisions, salmonella outbreak  
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2012-08-07 03:33:14 PM  
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2012-08-07 03:34:23 PM  
No one could tell who had salmonella and who was drunk to the point of vomiting.
2012-08-07 03:34:39 PM  
"At least 50 people fell ill"

prolly twice that many fell drunk
2012-08-07 03:35:17 PM  
The Irish eat?
2012-08-07 03:35:18 PM  
Is it fair to blame the food? The Irish tend to be a vomit-prone lot:
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2012-08-07 03:36:13 PM  
It's so unusual, seeing the words "Irish" and "vomiting" in one sentence.
2012-08-07 03:39:07 PM  
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What a drunk person may look like (if you're born before 1970)
2012-08-07 03:39:37 PM  
I chucked heartily. Good headline, and you should feel good.
2012-08-07 03:41:33 PM  
The Irish eat?

You could call it that.
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2012-08-07 03:41:43 PM  
...better get a bucket...

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2012-08-07 03:43:05 PM  
Shoulda stuck to beans.
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2012-08-07 03:43:45 PM  
So this Irish fella walks out of a bar.
2012-08-07 03:45:28 PM  

MBooda: grokca
The Irish eat?

You could call it that.
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Do you know where this pub is i would like to sample the faire.
2012-08-07 03:45:55 PM  
Thanks for all the snakes, Ireland.
2012-08-07 03:53:06 PM  
Five month old corned beef will do that.
2012-08-07 03:54:52 PM  
I bet it was the fish.
2012-08-07 03:56:33 PM  
Fifty Shades of Green.
2012-08-07 03:59:46 PM  

FatalDischarge: Five month old corned beef will do that.

The thing is we don't eat corned beef (and cabbage), it's bacon and cabbage we eat in Ireland, and our bacon isn't the same as your bacon, we call your bacon 'rashers'

Bacon and cabbage (and white sauce) is faking delicious, but you point about the five month delay is a valid one - no matter how well it's salted it isn't going to last five months after Paddy's Day.
2012-08-07 04:01:04 PM  
I hope this doesn't kill the picnic. It'd suck to have a good 158 years of pigging out and boozing Irish-style, just to have a few stomach bugs to kill the whole thing.

/actually knows someone who got sick from here. She was out an entire week. =(
2012-08-07 04:04:07 PM  
Vomiting, or as I call it "Speaking Welsh".
2012-08-07 04:28:27 PM  
Who left the potato salad out in the sun?
2012-08-07 04:31:17 PM  
2012-08-07 05:04:21 PM  

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What a drunk person acting drunk may look like (if you're born before 1970)

/born in 72
//know who that is
2012-08-07 05:32:18 PM  
Fifty shades of brown?
2012-08-07 06:05:13 PM  
Nope. 50 shades of technicolor.
2012-08-07 06:39:04 PM  
It is still just one day a year isn't it?
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2012-08-07 06:40:26 PM  
FTFA: "All proceeds from the picnic benefit St Patrick Catholic School in McEwen."

Pretty obvious, God is smiting them.
2012-08-07 07:15:49 PM  

pute kisses like a man: WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS

I blame the Baptists.
2012-08-07 08:38:46 PM  
Sam O'Nella
2012-08-07 09:17:13 PM  
2012-08-08 01:51:00 AM  

I chucked heartily. Good headline, and you should feel good.

Inadvertently funny typo
2012-08-08 01:28:23 PM  
100 points to you for the header, subby
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