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(AZ Family)   Woman completes the mother-of-the-year triathlon by popping prescription pills, driving around with a child in the back seat, and crashing into a propane tank to score her second DUI in a week   ( divider line
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3376 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Aug 2012 at 9:04 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-04 09:51:54 PM  
2 votes:
"Well I hope she didn't damage the propane or propane accessories"
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2012-08-04 09:51:08 PM  
1 vote:

Atypical Person Reading Fark: In my day, the moms kept us up front and without seat belts.

This is a pussy entry in the MotY contest.

No, no. The most agile moms piled everyone in the backseat and could slap them all into submission while smoking a cigarette and driving.
2012-08-04 09:42:48 PM  
1 vote:
In my day, the moms kept us up front and without seat belts.

This is a pussy entry in the MotY contest.
2012-08-04 09:17:53 PM  
1 vote:

Hanky: 32?? Years have been rough

As a person who has recently achieved 33 years on this planet, and not been entirely kind to my body in the process - I have to agree, that is a rough 32.
2012-08-04 09:14:27 PM  
1 vote:
DUI suspect hits propane tank with child in car

wait, the propane tank was inside the car and she used the child to strike it?
2012-08-04 09:07:36 PM  
1 vote:
Brianne Bird
Any argument is invalid.
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