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(Mother Jones)   Next time, Tennessee Dems, make sure that the first person listed on your primary ballot isn't a batshiat-crazy John Bircher homophobic moron   ( motherjones.com) divider line
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2012-08-04 01:52:22 PM  
4 votes:
Mark Clayton believes the federal government is building a massive, four-football-field wide superhighway from Mexico City to Toronto as part of a secret plot to establish a new North American Union that will bring an end to America as we know it.

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"I was gonna call it the spic-span."
2012-08-04 12:10:54 PM  
3 votes:

Bloody William: But it's Tennessee.

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Forget it, Jake.

2012-08-04 06:57:48 PM  
2 votes:
moralpanic: Wouldn't time be better spent at home masturbating or something?

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2012-08-04 01:55:34 PM  
2 votes:
Well he's a flooring installer that means he's well grounded.
2012-08-04 12:22:01 PM  
2 votes:

pants made out of guns: Lee Jackson Beauregard: When a soi-disant Democrat...

A what with the who?

Soi-disant is people.
2012-08-04 08:49:51 AM  
2 votes:
But it's Tennessee.
2012-08-04 05:02:32 PM  
1 vote:

smitty04: No Democrat could win in Tennessee.

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2012-08-04 03:36:53 PM  
1 vote:

rjakobi: Lee Jackson Beauregard: Attention, wingnut trolls: TFA is an example of the difference between actual liberal publications such as MJ and the likes of Fox Izvestia. When a soi-disant Democrat (wouldn't this guy be more at home among the Publicans?) spews crazy, he gets called on it. When a Publican spews crazy, Fox Izvestia doubles down.

Please don't try to whiteknight Mother Jones. She is not a MILF.

What a MILFy mother Jones might look like:

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2012-08-04 02:21:32 PM  
1 vote:

Snarfangel: There is no reason that, in the 21st century, we can't have candidates for each public office listed in a different random order on every ballot.

Plus, randomizing the ballot order would make it at least a little more difficult for human vote rigging and fraud.

If you can't rig the human vote, only teh ape will have a say.

Then it's hello Cecil and Roddy McDowall shows up on your door step.

/I say
//no ape vote
2012-08-04 02:20:51 PM  
1 vote:
If he wins, will they put him on the Intelligence Committee?
2012-08-04 01:55:10 PM  
1 vote:
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When one party has absolutely no chance of winning the general election, their nominee often ends up being a nutbar who's just running for the hell of it.
2012-08-04 01:26:49 PM  
1 vote:
Was that bad? Should we not have done that?
2012-08-04 01:03:21 PM  
1 vote:

Guntram Shatterhand: I'm more curious why this guy decided to run on the Democratic ticket. Is he some kind of old-fashioned Dixiecrat who hates everything not him yet believes in economic equality? Or is he just someone taking advantage of an empty space?

Everyone running for office in Tennessee is taking advantage of the empty space.
2012-08-04 12:46:36 PM  
1 vote:
my doppler gaydar indicates it's raining men in Tennessee right now
2012-08-04 12:13:58 PM  
1 vote:

Fart_Machine: Bloody William: But it's Tennessee.

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Forget it, Jake.

My daughter! My sister! My daughter! My sister!

/seemed somehow appropriate.
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