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(CNN)   Jobs report is in and market soars. Just like every other single time in history   ( money.cnn.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Britain's FTSE 100, high-frequency trading, Mario Draghi, CAC, NYSE Euronext, Capital Group, Hang Seng, Institute for Supply Management  
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2012-08-04 12:44:45 AM  
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You know why stocks soar when employment goes up? Because it means there are more employees for companies to lay off in order to make their stock prices go up.
2012-08-03 11:34:17 PM  
1 vote:
Where in the hell is Beeks?
2012-08-03 06:08:20 PM  
1 vote:

St_Francis_P: I'm sure this is bad news for Obama.

The market is just anticipating Romney's first jobs report, obviously.
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