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(Breitbart.com)   Skittles' "Walrus" TV ad is part of a decades long conspiracy to make bestiality socially acceptable says guy who apparently knows a thing or two about beastiality   ( breitbart.com) divider line
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2012-08-02 02:27:47 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: Evil Twin Skippy: (Watches commercial)

Ok, WTF? That in no way makes me want to buy skittles.

OK. But how do you feel about sweet Man-Walrus love now?

Result of Man-Walrus love:

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2012-08-02 12:24:45 PM  
2 votes:
Just because this dude masturbated to a Skittles commercial he shouldn't shame the rest of us. Sheesh.
2012-08-02 11:39:11 AM  
2 votes:
So... is he saying he doesn't approve of girl-on-walrus sex? Would it help if I explained to him that the walrus is female, too?
2012-08-02 04:24:08 PM  
1 vote:
Bestiality is a problem that has been growing over the years....

Reagan getting a lap dance from his pet:
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Bush about to french kiss his puppy:
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Palin enjoying how this guy gives this turkey the shocker before killing it. (She may be into necrophilia too)
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2012-08-02 03:57:04 PM  
1 vote:

syrynxx: 22 inches long.
Walrus baculum

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6 inch Scott Bakula.
2012-08-02 03:21:53 PM  
1 vote:
Been down this slippery slope before.

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2012-08-02 02:49:43 PM  
1 vote:

THAT's what the "Taste The Rainbow" campaign is all about?

// Well I never!
2012-08-02 02:35:02 PM  
1 vote:
Besides... the subject was female-walrus love.

I'll be in my bukkit
2012-08-02 02:06:33 PM  
1 vote:
FTA:You can laugh and say it's just a joke, but through a war of inches, Hollywood continues its assault to define deviancy down and to normalize destructive behavior.

Winner of the war of inches:
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2012-08-02 01:59:58 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: I find the commercial creepy and ineffective, but it didn't make me want to fark a walrus.

This, however, has a different effect.(Possibly NSFW)
2012-08-02 01:49:09 PM  
1 vote:
You can laugh and say it's just a joke, but through a war of inches, Hollywood continues its assault to define deviancy down and to normalize destructive behavior.

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2012-08-02 12:29:17 PM  
1 vote:
Someone stole Breitbart's bukkit...
2012-08-02 12:14:33 PM  
1 vote:
I think the fact that M&Ms commercials are specifically designed to make sex with chocolate socially acceptable is way more festive.
2012-08-02 11:55:12 AM  
1 vote:
Comments under the article are astounding. I particularly enjoy the Trayvon Martin conspiracy theories.

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"I actually kind of agree with him. Skittles is, like, talking about Trayvon Martin. You know how, like, Trayvon Martin carried Skittles? He's saying that, like, Skittles is getting kids used to seeing black people."
2012-08-02 11:32:06 AM  
1 vote:
Don't anybody tell that guy about the Orangina advertising campaign.
2012-08-02 11:19:56 AM  
1 vote:
I used to laugh at loud at the term "slippery slope."

That's funny, I'm currently laughing OUT loud at your misuse of the term "laugh out loud".
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