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(SeattlePI)   Wicked Burglar of the West steals woman's kitchen knife, potato peeler, and her little dog, too   ( divider line
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1383 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Aug 2012 at 2:55 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-08-01 12:00:25 PM  
Sounds like dinner prep
2012-08-01 01:11:44 PM  
Was her name Dorothy?

/Auntie Em!
2012-08-01 01:38:59 PM  
M-O-O-N, that spells drunk burglar.
2012-08-01 02:11:26 PM  

jasonvatch: Sounds like dinner prep

Don't use a potato peeler on a dog! Just blanch it for thirty seconds in boiling water, like a tomato.

Also, he probably should have picked up some kind marinade or something.
2012-08-01 03:18:07 PM  
What a world, what a world!
2012-08-01 03:20:33 PM  
A+ on headline
2012-08-01 05:31:13 PM  
That sucks, I hope the dog was safely returned.
2012-08-01 05:36:56 PM  
"Wicked burglar of the west"

Since when is Pennsylvania in the west?
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