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(Huffington Post)   Pat Robertson says everyone he knows hates gay people   ( divider line
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2012-07-31 04:18:06 PM  
15 votes:
Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.
2012-07-31 05:16:38 PM  
4 votes:
Their stance on gays seems to be: Hate the sinner, Love the sin.
2012-07-31 05:04:54 PM  
2 votes:
I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?
2012-07-31 05:00:42 PM  
2 votes:
Pat, you've made your entire career out of bilking the old, the destitute and the desperate out of what little money they had so you could live a life of luxury. Please do us all a favor and rid the world of your parasitic life.
2012-07-31 04:25:01 PM  
2 votes:
Isn't he dead yet?
2012-07-31 04:20:23 PM  
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: Huh, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson.

Damn you. I wanted to say that first!

fark it, I'll say it:

Aint that a coincidence, everyone I know hates Pat Robertson
2012-08-01 02:50:45 PM  
1 vote:

acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: sugardave: acad1228: reklamfox: Wow a lot of gay hate on Fark today

No more so than the daily hate for Christians on Fark. Oh, no, wait. We disagree with Christians so it's ok to hate them./Christian
///Don't care who you sleep with.
////Don't care who you marry.

Oh boo-hoo. "I'm a Christian, why does everyone hate/oppress me?! It's so unfair! All we ever do is love everyone and never do anything to harm anyone ever. Every single Christian on the planet is the nicest, most honest, and most loving person you could possibly hope to meet. IT'S SO UNFAIR!"

Hey hey....tough shiat, go read your book (what revision is it on now?) and take solace and comfort in the fact that you'll be going to heaven and all those meanies will burn for an eternity.

Yeah, like that!

Nailed it, then? So, the next step is for you to explain how I'm wrong in my assessment of your whine, especially when you win the Big Prize at the end of the game. I'd ask you to see how idiotic your position sounds, but I've tried logic and reason with Christians before. Unsurprisingly, they aren't very good at it.

Who's whining? All I'm asking is: Why do you have to hate people with whom you disagree? Can't you just disagree with them? I haven't said anything hateful to anyone, yet you claim I'm whining and call my position idiotic. How does that help?

See that bolded part up there? That's whining.

Here's another thought for you. If you want people to stop "hating Christians", do something to make your group be less prone to being hated. Something like not trying to legislate your beliefs.
2012-08-01 08:55:33 AM  
1 vote:
2012-08-01 01:36:37 AM  
1 vote:

Spaz-master: [ image 850x656]

He might be onto something

Gay Marria? Sounds hot...
2012-08-01 01:06:58 AM  
1 vote:
So Pat Robertson thinks that including gay marriage in the official dem platform could potentially hurt their chances in the upcoming elections.

OK. I would say he is correct. What's the problem?
2012-07-31 08:19:07 PM  
1 vote:

bobbette: JRoo: Gay is the new black.

No. Sexuality is totally different from race.

True. No one's ever been disowned by their family because of their race.
2012-07-31 08:05:22 PM  
1 vote:

Bender The Offender: Lurk sober post drunk: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: PonceAlyosha: Sabyen91: Bender The Offender: No one told me that the gays get to rape angels. I'm going to have to factor this into my sexuality and make some tough choices :(

But it would have to be a guy angel. Factor that in, too.

But angels have all eight genders. Also, you can't rape them, because they don't have volition, they're just cogs in God's celestial machinery. So it's more like masturbating into an angel, really.

/Nag Hammadi you've done it again

So they are little better than real dolls? Screw it. I am staying straight.

Real dolls with orifices made of eternally singing transcendent flames. So it's pretty much the same as jacking off on acid.

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now i just don't know what to believe. or masturbate to.


I have a sore throat and have just "eaten a sandwich". I hate all of you right now.

// and I have a feeling jacking it on acid would be tough
// tripping is so fierce, I doubt I could find my sexuality
2012-07-31 07:30:27 PM  
1 vote:
Did he mention that it's because everyone he knows is a bigoted hate filled douche like himself? /dnrfa
2012-07-31 07:28:18 PM  
1 vote:

Cletus C.: Peter's waiting for Pat's pearly gates.

An Gabriel wants Pat to blow his horn.
2012-07-31 07:20:15 PM  
1 vote:
you know who doesn't hate gay people?


So what Pat is admitting is that he doesn't know Jesus.
2012-07-31 06:57:53 PM  
1 vote:
If ever there were a person who needs to be forced to eat their own face, it's Pat Robertson.
2012-07-31 06:55:37 PM  
1 vote:
No one ever said Christians were tolerant.
2012-07-31 06:34:34 PM  
1 vote:
There's something satisfyingly schadenfreude-ey about watching the older generations thrashing around and fighting with all their might against change. Society is changing, nobody cares what you think anymore.
2012-07-31 06:22:06 PM  
1 vote:
He must not know me.
2012-07-31 06:21:30 PM  
1 vote:
"you know.. Christy.. something happened a long time ago in Haiti..."

A GREAT song that starts out with a clip of this windbag, and then goes on to ridicule all the religious zealots.

You all should should really listen, I promise you'll like it.


"so you can't put the blame on me, I'm doing what God said"
2012-07-31 05:47:31 PM  
1 vote:
It's because everyone he knows is so old as to have one foot in the grave.

You guys don't understand. You've already lost. The current generation doesn't care.

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2012-07-31 05:34:11 PM  
1 vote:

djkutch: Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.

Don't twink.
2012-07-31 05:28:09 PM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: I've been out of the closet for 18 farking years and no one told me I could rape freaking angels?!?!

Why has this information been withheld?

It's weeping angels, my friend. You don't want to mess with that.
2012-07-31 05:21:31 PM  
1 vote:
That's not exactly something to be bragging about Pat.
2012-07-31 04:48:53 PM  
1 vote:
Pat needs to get out more.
2012-07-31 04:30:04 PM  
1 vote:
It's weird that everyone you haven't kicked out of your masturbatory religious echo chamber agrees with you.
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