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(New Jersey 101.5)   Upon hearing Snooki is an easy sting and tastes like clam, stingrays invade the Jersey shore   ( nj1015.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Snooki, Jersey Shore, jersey, Bob Schoelkopf, Diversity of fish  
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3679 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2012 at 12:26 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-31 12:27:29 PM  
As if there wasn't enough old Corvettes out there already.
2012-07-31 12:29:11 PM  
So, what do you do if you see a stingray or shark in the water?
The sting ray shuffle
2012-07-31 12:29:19 PM  
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2012-07-31 12:29:33 PM  
taste like chum more like it
2012-07-31 12:30:42 PM  
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2012-07-31 12:30:44 PM  
Subby would sting it.
2012-07-31 12:30:57 PM  

2012-07-31 12:30:59 PM  
No self-respecting shark or sting ray would bother Snooki. Now a jellyfish might, but a jellyfish has no brain.
2012-07-31 12:31:41 PM  
I larfed. Thanks sub, +1
2012-07-31 12:34:28 PM  
My money's on the prehistoric aquatic lifeform dying first from the poisoning.
2012-07-31 12:36:21 PM  
Memo to the Jersey Shore: the sharks and sting rays were here first. Fark off!

To be fair, the article does a very good job of answering its own rhetorical question, "What's with all the farking sharks and sting rays?" (I'm translating into Jersey-speak from newspaper English.)

This is the season when sharks and sting rays feed on shellfish and other prey in the warm coastal waters. When you had humans to the soup, so to speak, there are animal-human conflicts, but we should remember: the animals were here first and form an important part of the natural systems which provide us with nice beaches (without so much red tide) and seafood to eat.

Every year seaside tourists are surprised by sharks and sting rays and other pests the same way that Canadians are surprised by the first snow fall and drive like Southerners on snow and ice for two or three days.

It's the natural order of the news seasons.
2012-07-31 12:41:59 PM  
A Syfy Channel original presentation.
2012-07-31 12:44:37 PM  
This woman is not reflective of the majority of young females in America how?
2012-07-31 12:56:31 PM  

LightGiver: So, what do you do if you see a stingray or shark in the water?
The sting ray shuffle

Jump the shark.
Seen my old friend, Ray?
2012-07-31 12:57:02 PM  
Having frequented the Jersey Shore throughout my youth, I would have sworn that they were skates not rays... can anyone else weigh in??
2012-07-31 01:01:22 PM  
What a Jersey Shore Stingray invastion may look like:
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2012-07-31 01:18:32 PM  
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Yes please, STD's and all.....
2012-07-31 01:18:36 PM  

Eggs McMuffin: What a Jersey Shore Stingray invastion may look like:
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I have a retarded infatuation with JWOW. I think its just because I find her attractive physically.

But hey, real life barbies are meant to be lusted after.

/Would I hit it? probably.
//Would go straight to the clinic afterwards.
2012-07-31 01:34:00 PM  
I find it hard to believe that this "Snooki" thing would have a tasty clam.

I bet it tastes like burning.
2012-07-31 01:36:40 PM  
It's a SNOOKI! Arc Light!! Arc Light!!

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/yes, clicky pic for fun music video from guess who?
2012-07-31 01:38:38 PM  
No Hero or Cool tag?
2012-07-31 02:07:28 PM  
easy answer: global warming
2012-07-31 02:43:49 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: A Syfy Channel original presentation.

Yep... its already aired
2012-07-31 03:23:47 PM  
Upon hearing Snooki is an easy sting and tastes like clam chlamydia, stingrays invade the Jersey shore.
2012-07-31 08:16:37 PM  
I'd rather have a Steve Irwin stingray experience than get within 15 feet of Snooki's toxic waste pipe.
2012-07-31 09:38:37 PM  
Steve Irwin not impressed.
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