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(Lincoln Journal Star)   Man steals PBR from woman at forkpoint   ( journalstar.com) divider line
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3420 clicks; posted to Main » on 31 Jul 2012 at 11:57 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-31 09:41:50 AM  
Welcome to Fork.
2012-07-31 10:58:02 AM  

xanadian: Welcome to Fork.

It's not knives, it's Fork.
2012-07-31 11:59:24 AM  
that is forked up
2012-07-31 11:59:38 AM  
Fork it over!
2012-07-31 12:01:26 PM  
Was it a pitchfork?
2012-07-31 12:04:56 PM  
Are they sure he wasn't trying to rescue the woman by stabbing the can? It WAS PBR.
2012-07-31 12:05:20 PM  
Cool on PBR for all the free beers for the victim, even if it is PBR
2012-07-31 12:07:50 PM  
How hipsters rob people.
2012-07-31 12:13:02 PM  

tarheel07: How hipsters rob people.

I would have bet they might strangle someone with that scarf they wear all summer.

/hipster trifecta in play
2012-07-31 12:14:13 PM  

tarheel07: How hipsters rob people.

Hipsters don't rob people of anything but the will to live.
2012-07-31 12:14:56 PM  
Fork you for stealing beer.
2012-07-31 12:15:22 PM  

kiwimoogle84: tarheel07: How hipsters rob people.

I would have bet they might strangle someone with that scarf they wear all summer.

/hipster trifecta in play

And then they take off on their getaway fixie.

/hipster trifecta submitted, hoping for the green.
2012-07-31 12:16:17 PM  
Later that night they made up and actually spooned for awhile.
2012-07-31 12:17:55 PM  
Wouldn't be the first trollop to get forked after some PBR.
2012-07-31 12:20:51 PM  
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2012-07-31 12:21:44 PM  
I see you've played beery-forky before.
2012-07-31 12:22:22 PM  
2012-07-31 12:25:02 PM  
Because robbing at knifepoint is just too mainstream, man...
2012-07-31 12:26:06 PM  

*clicks link

2012-07-31 12:27:46 PM  

tarheel07: How hipsters rob people.

I still don't get the hipster/PBR thing. What's next, Hamm's?

/from the land of sky blue water...waaaater.
2012-07-31 12:28:03 PM  
It was an oyster fork, you've probably never heard of it.
2012-07-31 12:37:57 PM  
Finally my unique self defense methods may pay off!
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2012-07-31 12:46:12 PM  
What the christfark is a "Terroristic Threat charge?"
2012-07-31 12:59:10 PM  

SultanofSchwing: What the christfark is a "Terroristic Threat charge?"

Offering someone a PBR.
2012-07-31 01:05:48 PM  
HOW DARE he steal the bad moon rising!

/oh, P B R, I see.... my bad.
2012-07-31 01:11:46 PM  
It's obvious that this man has very little to nothing going on upstairs. I'd guess an IQ of 30 or lower.
2012-07-31 01:12:52 PM  

You all fail.
2012-07-31 01:17:28 PM  
the scourge of ironic hipster-on-hipster crime
2012-07-31 01:31:13 PM  
Fork in the eye is more of a lumpenproletariat, White Trash or Urban crime.

Once my Mother was driving up the river road in the pickup when we were flagged down. A man needed a drive to the Regional Hospital.

He broke one of the rules of domestic peace: do not criticize your wife's cooking while she is holding a fork. Apparently the fork was sticking out of eye socket, having missed the eye itself, but I did not see him myself as he got on the back of the truck.

Now if that had been a gun, this would be a Fark firearms thread.
2012-07-31 03:35:55 PM  
The article states he got off with tine served
2012-07-31 06:44:14 PM  
Jessica Robertson, having a beer with friends on her patio.

I think this women needs a whole new set of friends! What the heck were they doing the first two times he came over???
2012-07-31 10:51:29 PM  
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2012-08-01 07:52:27 AM  
Ya know, I always thought Farkers refused to post links to news site that require pay-for-access.

Guess times change or some shiat!

Fark LJS and Fark pay-for-access
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