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doglover

2012-07-30 09:14:53 PM

So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

brap

2012-07-30 09:18:40 PM

*makes mumbling threateningly pugilist gestures*

Why I Or Ida.

Lsherm

2012-07-30 09:48:51 PM

doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

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Tater Tots WITH BUTTER INSIDE!

/was actually impressed with the butter.

doglover

2012-07-30 09:53:00 PM

Lsherm: doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x250]

Tater Tots WITH BUTTER INSIDE!

/was actually impressed with the butter.

My Little Dinner

Raw horse will kick the ass of those home grown tater tots THAT AREN'T EVEN SHAPED LIKE ANYTHING regardless of what sauce you put on them, short of The Essence of Flavor.

sno man

2012-07-30 10:10:57 PM

doglover: Lsherm: doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x250]

Tater Tots WITH BUTTER INSIDE!

/was actually impressed with the butter.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x334]

My Little Dinner

Raw horse will kick the ass of those home grown tater tots THAT AREN'T EVEN SHAPED LIKE ANYTHING regardless of what sauce you put on them, short of The Essence of Flavor.

okay I have to ask... What part of a horse has that much fat? rib? maybe brisket?
/knows my way around a cow, not so much horse.

jaylectricity

2012-07-30 10:19:08 PM

Lsherm

2012-07-30 10:32:36 PM

Not exactly sure why you'd put up raw horse against butter for flavor. Raw meat, especially horse and venison, is gamey. To serve raw meat properly, you can usually "burn" it with seasoning, like the Ethiopians do. Otherwise you're eating flesh against the ticking time clock of decomposition.

And I'm fairly certain your picture is of a Kobe Beef publicity shot from Japan.

GreenAdder

2012-07-30 10:34:36 PM

Mm-hm.

platedlizard

2012-07-30 10:59:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-07-30 11:37:04 PM

Needs a stick

Makh

2012-07-30 11:37:57 PM

Deep fried mashed potato cubes. That is all.

That shouldn't be all, you should have a leafy green and a protein to go with that.

quickdraw

2012-07-30 11:47:30 PM

Why would subby link to mashed potato cubes when she or he could have linked to

Chocolate hats for your penis

unlikely

2012-07-30 11:48:15 PM

doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

I came here to say exactly this.

Kinda glad it was covered in one.

doglover

2012-07-31 01:47:22 AM

sno man: okay I have to ask... What part of a horse has that much fat?

No idea. But whatever part it is? They should make the whole horse out of it.

doglover

2012-07-31 01:50:27 AM

Lsherm: Not exactly sure why you'd put up raw horse against butter for flavor.

I'm not sure why you WOULDN'T.

Butter is just a lipid. Marbled meat is chock full of lipids. Good raw meat with plenty of fat melts in your mouth like butter, only it tastes better. And no deep fried taters to get in the way of raw Ecstasy of delicious sushi, even if said sushi doesn't have rice or come from a fish.

KumquatMay

2012-07-31 04:29:01 AM

Potato Timbales. Good, hardly original. Try with mmmm, gorgonzola.

padraig

2012-07-31 04:43:01 AM

My fattening recipe of the moment :

- With a frying pan, cook dices of bacon in two table spoons of goose or duck fat (goose fat is better), until the bacon becomes white/grey
- Add sliced potatoes and shredded garlic
- Cover the frying pan so as to keep moisture, and stir frequently so that it does not stick to the bottom.
- When the potatoes are cooked (they should be brown, now), generously add shredded parley

It's now ready to eat.

Acharne

2012-07-31 04:52:14 AM

Everything everyone has posted or talked about in this thread is disgusting.

I dunno. Maybe it's because I found a 20kg box of lard in my buddies bedroom last week. Just.... sitting by the bed.

Ewwwww.... gottago.

deffuse

2012-07-31 05:00:41 AM

Acharne: Everything everyone has posted or talked about in this thread is disgusting.

I dunno. Maybe it's because I found a 20kg box of lard in my buddies bedroom last week. Just.... sitting by the bed.

Ewwwww.... gottago.

Have you had 'The Talk' with your roommate yet - you know, about proper, er, lubrication?

thesloppy

2012-07-31 05:10:18 AM

These aren't tater tots. Tater tots aren't breaded, or mashed, they're grated. Do you folks also confuse mashed potatoes and hashbrowns? Let's show the fried potato some respect.

Mitch Mitchell

2012-07-31 05:11:51 AM

If it was 21kg I would be suspicious of a problem. 20kg... he might have a headache.

doglover

2012-07-31 05:12:23 AM

thesloppy: Tater tots aren't breaded, or mashed,

thesloppy

2012-07-31 05:17:12 AM

That does certainly appear to be breaded mashed potatoes, but it ain't a tater tot either.

0Icky0

2012-07-31 05:20:15 AM

thesloppy: These aren't tater tots. Tater tots aren't breaded, or mashed, they're grated. Do you folks also confuse mashed potatoes and hashbrowns? Let's show the fried potato some respect.

Correct.
These are just small, cubic, potato pancakes.
Which are awesome, by the way.

wallywam1

2012-07-31 05:24:34 AM

Papas rellenas.

Geordles

2012-07-31 05:31:54 AM

My wife is making some now. Will keep you posted.

Hardy-r-r

2012-07-31 05:34:44 AM

Fark could use a food tab.

lyndsayj

2012-07-31 05:43:38 AM

doglover: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x334]

My Little Dinner

Raw horse will kick the ass of those home grown tater tots THAT AREN'T EVEN SHAPED LIKE ANYTHING regardless of what sauce you put on them, short of The Essence of Flavor.

She sees your raw horse meat and raises you one warm, bloody and very fresh horse heart.

Ihaveanevilparrot

2012-07-31 05:50:36 AM

These seem similar to potato dumplings, or any number of similar recipes worldwide, only cube shaped.

Nothing new, although I agree they are good. You can also crumble up bacon in 'em. If you don't care about them remaining cube shaped there's no need to freeze for hours.

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across

2012-07-31 05:54:19 AM

farking amateurs.

Pommes Dauphine, that is all.

Spiralmonkey

2012-07-31 06:06:34 AM

thesloppy: These aren't tater tots. Tater tots aren't breaded, or mashed, they're grated. Do you folks also confuse mashed potatoes and hashbrowns? Let's show the fried potato some respect.

No, they are potato croquettes, made in cubes instead of cylinders.

My mum always made these with leftover mash.

fireclown

2012-07-31 06:16:05 AM

a former coworker and friend married into a puerto rican family, his mother in law used to bring something to work functions that were kind of like fried mashed potato dumplings with bits of sausage. They were awesome. Anyone here know what they are called? Just so I can order them on a menu somewhere.

Okoboji

2012-07-31 06:36:41 AM

quickdraw
Why would subby link to mashed potato cubes when she or he could have linked to

Chocolate hats for your penis

I was wondering the same thing - that's far more Fark-worthy.

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo

2012-07-31 06:42:32 AM

Okoboji: quickdraw
Why would subby link to mashed potato cubes when she or he could have linked to

Chocolate hats for your penis

I was wondering the same thing - that's far more Fark-worthy.

Safe to assume most Farkers are already wearing one.

acronym

2012-07-31 06:53:58 AM

DjangoStonereaver

2012-07-31 07:07:50 AM

Hardy-r-r: Fark could use a food tab.

GOD NO!

Don't encourage the foodies!

Onkel Buck

2012-07-31 07:19:29 AM

Allen. The end.

2012-07-31 07:37:40 AM

Horse fat makes the best frites. Can't we all just get along?

de_Selby

2012-07-31 07:43:53 AM

Given that you eat horsemeat, what are we to understand "doglover" to mean?

Allen. The end.

2012-07-31 07:49:44 AM

de_Selby: doglover: Lsherm: doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

[profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 200x250]

Tater Tots WITH BUTTER INSIDE!

/was actually impressed with the butter.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 600x334]

My Little Dinner

Raw horse will kick the ass of those home grown tater tots THAT AREN'T EVEN SHAPED LIKE ANYTHING regardless of what sauce you put on them, short of The Essence of Flavor.

Given that you eat horsemeat, what are we to understand "doglover" to mean?

You get a nice petting. What's not to like?

doomed.

Deedeemarz

2012-07-31 07:51:37 AM

That is not what horse meat looks like. It is darker and less fatty. I call BS on that.

Cuchulane

2012-07-31 08:04:58 AM

America is fat. That is all.

fireclown

2012-07-31 08:25:10 AM

DjangoStonereaver: Don't encourage the foodies!

Good point. Can we have a tab for molecular gastronomists?

DjangoStonereaver

2012-07-31 08:38:36 AM

fireclown: DjangoStonereaver: Don't encourage the foodies!

Good point. Can we have a tab for molecular gastronomists?

There's already several that cover them quite nicely already:

All are equally applicable.

kirabug

2012-07-31 08:39:35 AM

doglover: So... tater tots. You've invented... tater tots.

Came for the obvious comparison to tater tots, left satisfied after initial post. (Take that, filter.)

oldfarthenry

2012-07-31 08:42:08 AM

Put a dollop of gravy & a cheese curd inside of it and call it "self-contained poutine".

/I'm an idea man
//don't know why I'm not a millionaire

LivingDeadX1

2012-07-31 08:43:51 AM

Tots... croquettes... who cares?

Nightsweat

2012-07-31 08:46:43 AM

Ladies and gentlemen - the Mashbrown from Bite Cafe in Chicago:

Macular Degenerate

2012-07-31 08:59:28 AM

I think it's cute when some blogger "invents" something that's been made all around the world for hundreds of years.

rickycal78

2012-07-31 09:02:28 AM

Mmmm, croquettes and potato balls, I haven't had those since I was in Germany years ago. I may need to fix that.

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