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(Geekly) Video 50 Shades of Grey as performed by the cast of He-Man, Masters of the Universe   ( geekly.com) divider line
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2012-07-30 12:33:46 PM  
I didn't think it was possible to make that book suck MORE, but DAMN the internet is really trying HARD.
2012-07-30 01:21:22 PM  
You didn't warn us that it was a Jimmy Fallon bit, subby.
2012-07-30 01:29:20 PM  
Man, that sucked.
2012-07-30 01:48:01 PM  
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2012-07-30 02:26:48 PM  
I lol'd.

F the haters SUBBY.
2012-07-30 02:34:23 PM  
I thought this was gonna be one of those things where they find each separate word and then piece all the video together to form sentences.

But no... it was just... really really turrible.
2012-07-30 04:48:38 PM  
"I can't wait to consume the man fat from his muffbuster. It was bliss having his devil's bagpipe probed inside me again; stuffing my kipper dinghy with number of chillies just didn't get my cum dumpster spouting like it used to. When he removed his womb raider from my balloon knot, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to consume the toilet twinkie off his flesh gordon. The unrelenting orgasms from his flesh gordon slamming my bearded haddock pasty made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container. The thrusting of my brown mile was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his skeleton king deep in my black hole."

2012-07-30 08:08:23 PM  

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That's some funny shiat.
2012-07-31 09:08:10 PM  
Are those actual lines from the book? Is it really that awful?
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