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(Daily Mail)   Woman drops dead at counter of McDonald's ... while the staff continued taking orders. To be fair though, after 30 minutes without moving, everyone just assumed she was on the payroll   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2012-07-26 07:25:22 PM  
43 votes:
The hard part was getting the Grimace off her face.
2012-07-26 10:38:36 PM  
4 votes:
"You want flies with that?"
2012-07-26 11:09:31 PM  
2 votes:

Panyen: At my job, if you die they just move you out of the way and keep the machines going...the glass must flow. Unless your jammed in the machine that is.

Then it's the stained glass must flow.
2012-07-26 10:35:18 PM  
2 votes:
Some years ago my uncle owned a bar, and the whole family went there to drink. One day they were all at the bar and a guy they didn't know came in and had a drink. To their horror, he had a heart attack and died right there in the booth. Well, it was snowing and also night-time, and the medical examiner had to come from many miles away before the body could be moved. So there he sat in the bar for hours. After a while the patrons started sitting next to the guy and having their pictures taken, then a cardboard sign was added that read, "Dead Guy." Apparently they had so much fun they wished other people would die at the bar, too.

/I've seen the pictures
//I guess you had to be there
2012-07-27 02:49:05 AM  
1 vote:

Bathia_Mapes: Mark Ratner: I can't say 1st comment, fark filter? Arghhh!...:)

Yep, you got filterpwnd.

From the FArQ:

"Boobies" time warp

For whatever reason message boards on sites like Fark are forever plagued with morons posting "Boobies" anytime a link is posted. Fark automatically turns the words "Boobies" into the word "boobies" and resets the timestamp on the message to some time in the future so that it isn't the Boobies anymore. Attempts to evade that sometimes result in it becoming "weeners" instead of "boobies".

Yeah, I realized that as soon as I saw my original post, which actually made it all the more funnier to me. But honest to god, I wasn't trying to use the term, "weeners," like someone thought I did. This is a good case of the fark filter making a post funnier, and I'm all for it.
2012-07-26 11:29:13 PM  
1 vote:
You ever seen anybody die at a McDonalds? Nope? Nobody has ever died in one. Shoot, they die in Burger King all the time. Kentucky Fried Chicken? They got their own damn ambulances. You can't die at a McDonalds no matter how hard you try. I think it's the spices.

/probably obscure
2012-07-26 10:51:28 PM  
1 vote:

phlegmmo: "You want flies with that?"

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Sorry, couldn't resist.
2012-07-26 10:30:13 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: So what? They closed the interior of the restaurant and only kept the drive-thru open. And what exactly else were the McDonald's employees supposed to do with the body?

Well, there's always the fry cooker.
2012-07-26 10:16:12 PM  
1 vote:
Still in better health than the average customer
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