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(AZCentral)   You know you live in an uptight neighborhood when your neighbors refuse to allow ice cream trucks on the streets   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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4639 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jul 2012 at 9:14 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-25 11:43:34 PM  
2 votes:
You can't get no ice cream
Cuz you on the welfare
2012-07-25 09:16:33 PM  
2 votes:
Somebody who drives around all day listening to the same damn song on repeat while luring children to their van with promises of tasty treats? Seems legit.
2012-07-25 07:23:40 PM  
2 votes:
If only there was something to improve their humor -- enough so that it would be much better than bad humor.
2012-07-26 12:48:14 AM  
1 vote:
Good. They're not allowed here either and I like that. I've worked hard to be successful in life and I live somewhere nice and I'm willing to pay enough money so that I don't have to put up with BS like kids running around after ice cream trucks and homeless people in my neighborhood. If you want to live in a neighborhood with those things that's fine; you can pay less and be around stuff like that. As it is, those of us who are willing to roll up our sleeves and make something of ourselves and are successful to live in ideal neighborhoods have the luxury of not dealing with this type of crap.
2012-07-26 12:40:12 AM  
1 vote:

Confabulat: I sleep in the daytime and work at night

You might not ever get home.
2012-07-25 09:15:41 PM  
1 vote:
I HATE those damn things. I sleep in the daytime and work at night, and that damn truck always knows exactly when I'm dozing off to start blaring Turkey in the Straw and then when I finally do get back to sleep that song haunts my dreams.

Ice cream trucks are evil.
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