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(Sunspot.net)   Ballet fans go to website looking for Nutcracker. Find "Euro Teen Sluts".   ( sunspot.net) divider line
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5610 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 Nov 2001 at 8:50 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-16 08:52:14 AM  
Rock on!
2001-11-16 08:54:39 AM  
Sounds more like S&M.
2001-11-16 08:57:16 AM  
Someone looking for something on the internet instead came up with an eyeful of porn????? That's shocking! I wonder if that's ever happened before??!?!?!??!
2001-11-16 08:58:06 AM  
Ironic, I went looking for Euro Teen Sluts last night and all I got was drunk.

Errr. More sad than ironic I suppose.
2001-11-16 08:58:11 AM  
Who tell hell would trust nutcracker not to bring up 300000 porn sites, might as well look for boobies and get fark.com!
2001-11-16 08:58:52 AM  
make that the hell...
it's 6 in the mornin'
2001-11-16 09:13:15 AM  
"It's creepy and disturbing that someone would think to do something like this to an organization, " said Mary Kaiser, ballet lover and former administrative assistant for the Ballet Theatre of Maryland. "It's like extortion."

Yeah. And I didn't pay my rent, and now someone else is living in my apartment! It's like extortion!
2001-11-16 09:16:46 AM  
FB- you know that crap happens to me more times than I'd like to mention...not one Euro Trash Slut, but plenty of booze.
2001-11-16 09:26:38 AM  
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
Personally, I've already seen The Nutcracker several times.
Euro teen sluts are always a welcome change. Variety being the spice of life, and all.
2001-11-16 09:27:25 AM  
Cookie for Fb-.
2001-11-16 09:31:34 AM  
You went looking for The Nutcracker - and you found a nutcracker, all right!
2001-11-16 09:33:28 AM  
I liked parts of that article.

Basically I took parts of that to mean:

"Well we screwed up, but we're going to think about talking to these people about forcing the bad man to give us back that which is rightfully, well was rightfully, ours (even though he bought it legally and fairly)."

In short, it sucks to be them, but if they try suing this guy, they should be dragged out into the street, drawn and quartered.
2001-11-16 09:43:34 AM  
Man, I was looking for Euro Teen Sluts the other day and kept coming up with all the farking nutracker sites!...
2001-11-16 09:46:03 AM  
2 can play that game.
I am reserving teenwetpussycomeandgetitbigboy.com
2001-11-16 09:51:17 AM  
I was looking for "Olsen twins fist f#cking pre-teen incest lesbian bondage" and i got fark.com
2001-11-16 10:05:24 AM  
"It's personal, it's extortion, it's capitalism."
2001-11-16 10:10:36 AM  
I was looking for the site to Beaver College.
Well imagine my surpise when...
2001-11-16 10:12:35 AM  
mmm...Nutcracking euro teen sluts...
2001-11-16 11:14:24 AM  
Blackstar: "It's personal, it's extortion, it's capitalism."

Jeez, you make "Euro Teen Sluts" sound like a bad thing...
2001-11-16 11:17:19 AM  
If I can't buy Crack Whore Barbie or Porn Star Barbie for my nieces then the terrorists have won the war.(Nod to Fb-)
2001-11-16 11:22:29 AM  
"It's creepy and disturbing that someone would think to do something like this to an organization, " said Mary Kaiser, ballet lover and former administrative assistant for the Ballet Theatre of Maryland. "It's like extortion."
"Highjack my domain name", "It's like extortion." my eye! Don't pay your bills and they take your stuff from you.
I have been waiting for a domanin name for my business for a year or so and it just expired. I am going to grab that biatche for myself.
Maybe they shoud sign up for one of those services that handle this for you. OOPPS Forgot! They are too cheap!
Got to love that capitalism.
2001-11-16 11:22:30 AM  
How the hell did I post that here?
Moderator !
2001-11-16 12:19:45 PM  
I went looking for ballet in google and all I got was Euro Teen Sluts. Fark me...
2001-11-16 12:24:07 PM  
[The hosting company] "bought up expired domain names that belonged to churches - and filled them with porn."

Haw haw haw!

2001-11-16 01:08:10 PM  
heh..that = funny. awhile ago i think the site www.tourdefrance.com was a french porn site. people got to understand that ANYTHING remotley near to something sexual that you use for your search WILL bring up porn. it ALWAYS happens.
2001-11-16 02:02:00 PM  
Won't somebody think of all the ballet-crazed girls looking for the Nutcracker ballet and showing them another way to wear their tutus?
2001-11-16 03:49:16 PM  
All those yung'ns surf'n the web find new ways to practise their "art", become financially independant rather than an impoverished artist.... It's the American Way!
2001-11-16 04:09:37 PM  
JayS- lol
someone should snap up chick.com if it expires and fill it with goth porn
2001-11-16 04:43:00 PM  
Has anyone ever been to
Whitehouse.com ?
If our own government can't do anything about it, why does this shiatty little ballet troupe think they can? Quit your biatching, and pay these entrepreneures their fee.

P.S. If that link doesn't work, sorry. I'm new to HTML.
2001-11-16 04:45:43 PM  
Holy shiat, it worked! (Please excuse me, that is the first coding I have ever done. I think I just came in my pants!)
2001-11-16 09:42:43 PM  
sun-X is FAIL

they need pictures with their articles
2001-11-16 11:49:46 PM  
It's Capitalisme
2001-11-17 04:14:36 PM  
I hope this starts happening more and more, so all those stupid people who wanted to get in the "internet boom" bandwagon get what they deserve for being assholes.
The only booming business on the internet is porn, and only for those AOL users that are too stupid to pay for it instead of downloading it from morpheus.
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