Pauly Math: Triangle man hates Florida Man?
tukatz: The husband, John Pardus, denied being involved in the marijuana operation and said his wife "is the only person who utilizes the second floor," investigators said.Next: Divorce
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Ah yes, more imported trash from the north.
Fano: Pauly Math: Triangle man hates Florida Man?Police Man hates Florida ManThey have a fight, Police Man winsdegraded man, Florida Man
Dahnkster: FTA: "Kimberly Pardus, a Daytona Beach Shores Publix bakery employee, told investigators she and her husband discussed setting up the grow house after he returned from overseas where he worked as civilian government contractor".Government contractor? So I'm guessing he did not grow that himself?amidoingitright?.jpg
grinding_journalist: Florida man shoots himself in the hand, then ask police officers to come with him to his house to "make his guns safe," entirely forgetting about the massive grow operation on the second floor. Florida ManFlorida man, Florida ManDoing the things like a Floridian canWhat's he like? It's not importantFlorida manIs he a hick, or have a redneck?Go drinkin' and drivin' before the sun has set?Makin' meth in a soda can,God only knows, Florida manFlorida Man, Florida ManFlorida man shoots hisself in the handCops come inside, find a weed growin' planImprisoned man, Florida Man
Sleazy_as_Pie: Quick FloridaMan! To the nursing homePsych ward!
lewismarktwo: A contractor in my old hood was getting arrested for tax evasion and asked the cops if he could check on something in the house. They agreed and of course followed him in to see his moderate sized grow op.Just let it go man, because it's gone.
told police he accidentally shot himself while handling a .22-caliber handgun he was unfamiliar with and did not know how to make it safe,
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