2wolves: How can you tell when your chickens are depressed?
GreenAdder: 2wolves: How can you tell when your chickens are depressed?They can't get to the other side.
2wolves: GreenAdder: 2wolves: How can you tell when your chickens are depressed?They can't get to the other side.They have to want to cross the road?
GreenAdder: 2wolves: GreenAdder: 2wolves: How can you tell when your chickens are depressed?They can't get to the other side.They have to want to cross the road?No... see, it wants to cross the road. It knows that crossing the road would make the other chickens happy, and maybe it would get the acceptance it craves. But it just can't seem to motivate itself. Maybe it's just used to failure. Maybe it would be better off just laying in the road until a car comes by. It's not like anyone would miss one chicken, right?
AdolfOliverPanties: Cow Enzymes In Your CheeseSeriously? Shocked and appalled. Why the fark do they have to involve cows in cheese-making?
Elzar: Any good brewer knows what isinglass comes from and is used for
brap: I eat organic no-hormone chicken
Lenkyl: tl;dr: everything you eat should be vegan/organic. that's real news!
jaytkay: brap: I eat organic no-hormone chickenHormones were banned from poultry production in the US over 50 years ago.
nmemkha: Most of the "horrors" described in TFA are naturally-derived substances that have been used in food production since before industrialization.
KarmicDisaster: Guess what?Chicken Butt.
sillydragon: I clicked expecting a rant about the number of fly eggs allowed in a slice of pizza or something, but it's just an article going on about chemicals found in food that are also found in not-food. And they missed silica. "What? SAND in my food??"
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