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(Short List)   Fark-ready headline of the day: "Ukrainian city to get pigeons drunk then deport them"   ( divider line
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2012-07-23 03:41:33 PM  
Are we sure that's in Russia and not Arizona?
2012-07-23 03:44:14 PM  
Bet that's the last they'll see of THOSE pigeons! How will they ever get back? Fly, or something?
2012-07-23 03:44:53 PM  
I'm half Ukie, so I'm really getting a kick out of these responses.
2012-07-23 03:47:04 PM  
Good luck finding enough booze to get them all drunk. They're Homer Pigeons. D'oh
2012-07-23 03:47:28 PM  
I enjoy that website, I found it on Fark a few months ago, probably from the same submitter. its on my favorite list now.
2012-07-23 03:47:38 PM  

NutWrench: Bet that's the last they'll see of THOSE pigeons! How will they ever get back? Fly, or something?

You're thinking of homing pigeons. These are party pigeons.
2012-07-23 03:48:58 PM  
Why dont they want the pigeons?
2012-07-23 03:49:04 PM  
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2012-07-23 03:51:12 PM  

Egoy3k: [ image 500x331]

All I can hear in my head is the opening theme for each level of Duck Hunt, then the dog barking 3 times.
2012-07-23 03:53:22 PM  
I thought they were already drunk. They stagger around aimlessly on the sidewalk, bobbing their heads and staring at you with their beady, drunken eyes. All they say is "Boooze? Booooze?"
2012-07-23 03:53:29 PM  
Your pigeon wants vodka.
2012-07-23 03:54:07 PM  
Came for Ziggy's drunk duck, leaving disappointed.
2012-07-23 03:57:45 PM  
Pixar can use a new set of birds for an animated short.

.... Wine?
2012-07-23 04:00:34 PM  
Charged with enforcing the bylaw:

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2012-07-23 04:03:38 PM  
Come on Ukrainian bird thread. NO WHAMMIES!
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2012-07-23 04:05:21 PM  
Let this Ukrainian at 'em!

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2012-07-23 04:06:03 PM  
Guess who's dressing up like a pigeon and getting hammered for free!
2012-07-23 04:14:02 PM  
Oh please let this turn into a hot Ukrainian girl thread...

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2012-07-23 04:26:18 PM  
2012-07-23 06:42:43 PM  

hutchkc: Are we sure that's in Russia and not Arizona?

Also came here for Phoenix:

The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Phoenix.
The mayor could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon droppings.
The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads.
It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.

One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city.
But, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me $5 million and ask one question."

The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.

The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw the blue pigeon.
They gathered up behind the blue pigeon. The Phoenix pigeons followed the blue pigeon as she flew southward out of the city.

The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall building. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.

Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing , the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee and the man had rid the city of pigeons, he decided to pay the $5 million just to get to ask ONE question.

The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.

The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
2012-07-23 07:33:10 PM  
Drew changes his vacation plans.
2012-07-23 10:40:23 PM  

hutchkc: Are we sure that's in Russia and not Arizona?

You must be a drunk pigeon.
2012-07-24 02:12:18 AM  
My grandma told me during the depression that my granddad would take corn and soak it in whiskey and put it out for the doves that were in their back yard. After eating, they'd not be able to fly and he'd go out and pick them up.
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