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    More: Fail, Europe, VIX, Texas Instruments, Alcoa, Dow Jones Industrial Average, fears  
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4611 clicks; posted to Business » on 23 Jul 2012 at 11:13 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-23 11:19:35 AM  
I prefer Jessica Pare to Stocks Pare.

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2012-07-23 11:32:34 AM  
Is the Fark headline a reference to "Jump you f***ers, do a flip!"?

And Wellon Dowd, I have only this to add: yummeh.
2012-07-23 11:32:44 AM  
Anyone else feel like somebody is making a ton of money off these conflicting reports about how things are going in the Eurozone?
2012-07-23 11:41:02 AM  
Pare pair.
2012-07-23 02:01:52 PM  
Real monsters!
2012-07-23 02:19:03 PM  
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And I am one of them. They will never learn until their schemes come crashing down on them.

Unfortunately, we will be dragged down with them. So we have a choice: lose it all to live free, or be relegated to impoverished serfdom.

We all know what we will collectively choose. (Hint: it ain't freedom.)
2012-07-23 06:03:01 PM  
With the day's drop, the Dow logged its eighth consecutive Monday.

That's, like, eight Mondays... IN A ROW!
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