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(CNN)   Syrian ministry spokesman Jihad Makdissi claims Syria's weapons of mass destruction will only be used against foreign aggressors. And if you can't trust a guy named 'Jihad' when he pledges restraint, who can you trust?   ( cnn.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, Syrian Arab Republic, Syrians, Free Syrian Army, biological weapons, unity government, Arab League, jihad, Arab Spring  
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2012-07-23 01:01:51 PM  
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Just like in those twelve steps thingies "searching and fearless moral inventory" gets summed up in one word, jihad, by those crafty mooslims -- who apparently try to refrain from the demon rum, too. Go figure.
2012-07-23 12:34:34 PM  
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Did you know that 'Eid Mubarak' means "Blessed Festival"? And that the word Mubarak means "blessed one." Therefore, Hosni Mubarak must have been a cheery, blessed leader who farted rainbow puppies, Submitter!
2012-07-23 12:24:20 PM  
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That's the new kid? I hear his name is Jihad.
Jihad? What's he trying to prove? Hey Jihad! Are you Jihading? (laughter). Why aren't you laughing Jihad? Are you planning a Jihad. Here. (punch) Stop Jihading yourself! (punch) Stop Jihading yourself!

Be warned, bullies. Some day, I shall be the spokesman for the military and you will all suffer.
2012-07-23 12:23:23 PM  
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2012-07-23 12:19:11 PM  
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pnome: filter: I have a friend named Jihad-- travel is hell for him. It is a relatively normal name and a misunderstood word.

Misunderstood? Only by people who try to whitewash it.

I love how people who aren't Muslims like to tell Muslims what Islam is. It makes them look real smart-like. S-M-R-T
2012-07-23 12:16:00 PM  
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Trance750: You know, really, leave them alone and they'll leave us alone. If they want to bomb the hell out of each other, as long as they're not attacking us, is it really any of our business?

Well, enough from Vidkun Quisling. Let's hear more from Neville Chaimberlain about how appeasement will give us peace in our time.
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