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(Athens Banner Herald)   Don't you just hate it when you are pumping gas and someone steals your dentures?   ( onlineathens.com) divider line
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2012-07-18 11:57:35 AM  
Lisa needs braces!

Dental Plan!
2012-07-18 11:59:46 AM  
Odd, the other day I was pumping dentures and somebody stole my gas.
2012-07-18 12:04:12 PM  
Yes. It's happened twice just this month, and it's getting old.
2012-07-18 12:10:48 PM  
I would love to have heard him cussing the thief:

"Murfer ferfgin shunufafva bish!"
2012-07-18 12:31:54 PM  
Were they nuclear powered?
2012-07-18 12:35:04 PM  
I was at a blues fest a few years ago and some old dude ahead of me puked his dentures down the port-a-potty.

/Just leave 'em man; they're gone.
2012-07-18 12:35:53 PM  
The other day someone pulled my finger and I passed some gas. Did manage to keep all my teeth in place during this event.
2012-07-18 12:55:13 PM  
The police took a gum print in case they find them.
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