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(TC Palm)   Plan to get french fries at McDonald's includes topless rant. I'm lovin' it   ( divider line
    More: Florida, Port St. Lucie, Mcdonald  
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16189 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Jul 2012 at 12:58 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-17 01:01:13 PM  
2 votes:

/now with more "molecules!"
2012-07-17 01:28:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'm rapin' it
2012-07-17 01:08:29 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Police reported Bryan yelled that he wanted his fries -- strips, wedges or linear sections of deep-fried potatoes oft enjoyed with ketchup and a dash of salt.

That's some fine reportifyin' there, Lou

Why I never heard of such things, I'm glad the reporter told me what they were
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