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(Courier Mail)   David Hasselhoff wants to celebrate his 60th birthday by staying in bed and hoffing his girlfriend 60 times in one day   ( couriermail.com.au) divider line
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2012-07-17 02:16:39 PM  
3 votes:
This guy's liver is so shriveled up and black and dead if you put your ear to it you can hear "What you talkin' about, Willis?".
2012-07-17 09:51:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: This guy's liver is so shriveled up and black and dead if you put your ear to it you can hear "What you talkin' about, Willis?".


So wrong, and yet so right...
2012-07-17 08:22:50 PM  
1 vote:
In/Out repeated 30 times does not equal doing it 60 times.
2012-07-17 03:47:36 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: LeroyBourne: My god, loop the theme song to baywatch during the entire act and you've got hell on earth right there.

Hoff thrusting in slow-motion to the music. Sex montage!


I hate you and everything you stand for.

Off to claw my brains out.
2012-07-17 03:21:23 PM  
1 vote:
Just try to watch this 60 times...

// so sorry

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2012-07-17 03:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
Typical rich guy trying to take a whole day to do an hours work.
2012-07-17 02:46:15 PM  
1 vote:
My god, loop the theme song to baywatch during the entire act and you've got hell on earth right there.
2012-07-17 02:45:53 PM  
1 vote:
I'm 35 and I can barely manage twice in one night.
2012-07-17 02:44:33 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: This guy's liver is so shriveled up and black and dead if you put your ear to it you can hear "What you talkin' about, Willis?".


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2012-07-17 12:34:12 PM  
1 vote:
Baby, please! He is NOT from Havana!
2012-07-17 11:13:13 AM  
1 vote:
*urp* Thanks for the visual and congratulations *urp* Mr. Hasslehoff I got *urp* you a BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGFFFFFFFFF!!!!!

*head spits around like an Exoricist/sprinklerhead combo platter*
 
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