xanadian: I thought the bizarre adherence to the alleged dictations of a sky wizard did that.
rkane1: Purelilac: Abort my mom.Not bang Purelilac's grandmother
Gosling: Yipe. I am so, so sorry. That's just terrible. My absolute deepest sympathies.
doglover: Do the needful: I would use my one chance to save my granddaughter.Or I would have not invited my Dad out to dinner the night his father passed away. Instead of him stopping to see Grandpa, I invited Dad out to eat. The plan was to pick grandpa up from the physical rehab center and take him to his home the next morning. Little did any of us know that night would be his last. I feel guilty as hell since my Dad didn't get to say goodbye that one last time. In fact I would probably go back and tell all of my deceased loved ones how much they meant to me one last time. I know that isn't changing one thing in history, but hell if I had that kind of power I might as well abuse it./I am not really fun at parties lately.Get out of the past, man. People die. Sometimes unexpectedly. Yesterday's gone. Tomorrow's never coming. Life is for today.
Nadie_AZ: The most impacting thing? One thing? Kill Genghis Kahn when he was a boy who had just been abandoned by his family. That'd change things ...
Smeggy Smurf: I'd help Jacques DeMolay escape capture and help him kill King Phillip IV.Either that or assassinate Saladin before he could rape his first young boy.
Do the needful: Thanks. I probably shouldn't have even posted that. I rarely inject my personal life into an online post. It's just a bad coincidence that I had been thinking along this same subject due to the circumstances. I realize now I probably just crapped the whole thread.
Ooba Tooba: Doglover is one of the good farkers, and smart.
jso2897: I'd have given John Hinckley a .50 cal Deagle and shooting lessons.
Great Janitor: "Hey, you're the ones writing Star Trek: X. Here's the finished version. Watch it and keep it as a reminder of what not to do when writing a better movie. And if you don't believe me, this movie was beaten it's opening weekend by a Jennifer Lopez movie.""Hey George Lucas. That Episode 1 you're writing. Here it is, finished, from the future. Also, here is a guy named Plinket, he reviewed this movie in huge detail. Watch Episode 1, watch the Plinket review, TAKE NOTES, and listen to Plinket.""Hey, I know you're wanting two more Matrix movies, but...no. Just no.""Hey, Stephanie, let me help you get that Twilight manuscript to the publisher..." shoots her in the face, whites out her name, puts me name in it's place. "Hello 18 y.o. chicks with no life and MILFy Cougars!!!!"
Gosling: I have a gun, you have a time machine, let's kill Hitler.
Fish_Fight!: prevent obama being born
paulseta: If I couldn't not change the things which weren't not changed before they could have or couldn't not happen, then I was changed the tips to make both different same ones especially the other tops - that isn't not why it's not picking the tips but sure is not.You wouldn't not do the same difference. The tips on the first hand however were the same.
Acharne: paulseta: If I couldn't not change the things which weren't not changed before they could have or couldn't not happen, then I was changed the tips to make both different same ones especially the other tops - that isn't not why it's not picking the tips but sure is not.You wouldn't not do the same difference. The tips on the first hand however were the same.Hmmm. I'll try and translate this from the double negatives. "If I could change the things which were changed before they could have or could happen, then I was changed the tips to make both different same ones especially the other tops - that is why it's not picking the tips but sure is not."I think you must have Babelfished this or something because that really, really doesn't read like native English.
Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: I'd go back to around 100 A.D. and give the Romans steam power. It would spark an industrial revolution that would hopefully turn back the dark ages.
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