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3154 clicks; posted to Main » and Entertainment » on 13 Jul 2012 at 11:30 AM (8 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2012-07-13 11:31:36 AM  
I know.
 
2012-07-13 11:32:04 AM  
but I have a ticket!
 
2012-07-13 11:32:12 AM  
Doesn't he pilot a helicopter?
 
2012-07-13 11:32:42 AM  

MoronLessOff: Doesn't he pilot a helicopter?


not sure if serious
 
2012-07-13 11:33:34 AM  
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2012-07-13 11:35:22 AM  
And his lawn!
 
2012-07-13 11:35:31 AM  

MoronLessOff: Doesn't he pilot a helicopter Rascal scooter?


/yes - yes he does
 
2012-07-13 11:35:42 AM  

bulok: MoronLessOff: Doesn't he pilot a helicopter?

not sure if serious


Cereal.

The ever trustworthy Wikipedia says:
Ford is a private pilot of both fixed-wing aircraft and helicopters,[8] and owns an 800-acre (3.2 km2) ranch in Jackson, Wyoming, approximately half of which he has donated as a nature reserve. On several occasions, Ford has personally provided emergency helicopter services at the behest of local authorities, in one instance rescuing a hiker overcome by dehydration.[44]
 
2012-07-13 11:36:02 AM  
He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought!
 
2012-07-13 11:36:09 AM  
Happy 70th Harrison. Now for the last time I DON'T HAVE YOUR FAMILY!!
 
2012-07-13 11:36:29 AM  
I have a bad feeling about this.
 
2012-07-13 11:37:51 AM  

cgraves67: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought!


I think your picture of Calista Flockhart got stripped from the post.
 
2012-07-13 11:39:05 AM  
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2012-07-13 11:39:56 AM  

Doctor_TeethMD: I know.


Done in one...
 
2012-07-13 11:40:10 AM  
shiat... where's my wife?
 
2012-07-13 11:40:14 AM  
 
2012-07-13 11:41:33 AM  
70? HE BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
 
2012-07-13 11:42:54 AM  
Mmmm....Han Solo. Yummy.

Happy Birthday fantasy dude.
 
2012-07-13 11:42:56 AM  
He doesn't believe in hokey religions either. Especially when he's got a good ole blaster at his side.
 
2012-07-13 11:44:10 AM  

KingKauff: He doesn't believe in hokey religions either. Especially when he's got a good ole blaster at his side.


Well, who would?
 
2012-07-13 11:44:36 AM  
I'd be curious to get his opinion on snakes.
 
2012-07-13 11:44:37 AM  
MORE IMPORTANTLY:
 
2012-07-13 11:45:12 AM  
Which Jones doesn't belong? Sean Connery, Harrision Ford, or Shia Labeouf.
 
2012-07-13 11:45:34 AM  

Queensowntalia: MORE IMPORTANTLY:


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Happy 72nd.
 
2012-07-13 11:46:44 AM  

Devo: Which Jones doesn't belong? Sean Connery, Harrision Ford, or Shia Labeouf.


Well, the first 2 are beautiful. I'm going to have to go with c.
 
2012-07-13 11:47:08 AM  
Has anybody checked on the status of his family? I have this strange feeling.
 
2012-07-13 11:47:18 AM  
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  2012-07-13 11:37:51 AM  
cgraves67: He came in that thing? He's braver than I thought!

I think your picture of Calista Flockhart got stripped from the post.


She is why he always shoots first...
 
2012-07-13 11:48:15 AM  
Happy Birthday
Mumbles!
 
2012-07-13 11:49:12 AM  
Happy Birthday, Mr Ford. I've liked him since Star Wars. He's my longest existing celebrity crush that I can remember.

/That sounds so wrong, I was 1.
 
2012-07-13 11:49:14 AM  

Devo: Which Jones doesn't belong? Sean Connery, Harrision Ford, or Shia Labeouf.


You missed River Phoenix.
 
2012-07-13 11:52:17 AM  

ChrisDe: Devo: Which Jones doesn't belong? Sean Connery, Harrision Ford, or Shia Labeouf.

You missed River Phoenix.


And Sean Patrick Flanery.
 
2012-07-13 11:53:16 AM  

ginko: Happy Birthday, Mr Ford. I've liked him since Star Wars. He's my longest existing celebrity crush that I can remember.

/That sounds so wrong, I was 1.


I was 11. Didn't see Star Wars till 82.
 
2012-07-13 11:53:18 AM  
It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage.
 
2012-07-13 11:53:40 AM  
He say you braderunna.

Tell him I'm seventy.
 
2012-07-13 11:54:46 AM  
And give back my Hope and Change!
 
2012-07-13 11:55:05 AM  
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Prunes...
 
2012-07-13 11:58:57 AM  
If they do an Indiana Jones 4, the baddies should be a Manson-esque hippie cult. Seriously. Lucas should call me.
 
2012-07-13 11:58:58 AM  
What people fail to realize is that Han is still the scoundrel. Look, Greedo fired a warning shot. He was five feet away from Solo, there's no way he missed on accident. He wanted Han to know he could kill him right then and there, if he wanted. He gave him a chance. Han though, rogue he is, would have none of it, and fired the fatal shot.

Weep for Greedo - he was only doing his job. He pleaded with him. He gave him options. And he died for it. And his little boy, Q-Bert, who had been kidnapped and held as a ransom by Jabba the Hut, lost his father and ultimately committed suicide off by jumping the side of the dark Pits of Tatooine.

It's a very sad story, people.
 
2012-07-13 11:59:26 AM  
My first celebrity crush as well. And, I got to meet him at a fundraiser a few years ago. You know how some celebs are total a-holes in person? Not this guy. Class act all the way.
 
2012-07-13 12:01:04 PM  

Queensowntalia: Queensowntalia: MORE IMPORTANTLY:

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Happy 72nd.


Now that's depressing. 1987 doesn't seem that long ago.
 
2012-07-13 12:02:50 PM  
Even as a wee lad, I always knew Solo was cooler than Skywalker.
 
2012-07-13 12:03:56 PM  
So that's what 70 looks like? Not bad at all. I'll gladly get off Harrison's plane!

/Also, Patrick Stewart's plane
 
2012-07-13 12:13:50 PM  
I don't care!
 
2012-07-13 12:15:04 PM  
70 years old is TOO damn old to be making Indiana Jones 5. Seriously.
 
2012-07-13 12:15:50 PM  
Sallah, he said no camels! That's five camels! Can't you count?!
 
2012-07-13 12:24:36 PM  

intotheabyss81: Happy Birthday
Mumbles!


coincidentally I woke up early this morning, flipped on the tv and Bladerunner was on. Then I realised his voice over narration sounds exactly like Tom Bodett
Link
 
2012-07-13 12:25:45 PM  
Moar Indiana jones!! Moar!!
 
2012-07-13 12:26:40 PM  
Moar Hollywood homicide!!!
 
2012-07-13 12:31:54 PM  

thisiszombocom: Moar Indiana jones!! Moar!!


The next Indiana Jones movie is going to be 131 minutes of Harrison Ford arguing with a grocery store clerk over a coupon for a single Bartlett pear.
 
2012-07-13 12:34:26 PM  
Would it help if I got out and pushed?

/got nothin'
 
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