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19160 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Jul 2012 at 11:06 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-13 11:53:11 AM  
12 votes:
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/Quick & dirty
2012-07-13 11:35:43 AM  
8 votes:
I saw this lady. Thought it was funny, so I got a picture and asked how much she needed for the boob job. And do you know what she said? She said, "I need about tree fiddy."

It was that God-damned Loch Ness Monster again! Trying to trick me into givin' him tree fiddy by pretending' ta be a woman wanting a boob job. So I said, "I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy, you goddam Loch Ness monster! Get your own goddam money!"
2012-07-13 10:28:05 AM  
7 votes:
If she gets half the money she needs will she get one tit done and hold a new sign saying `Half way there - keep giving'?
2012-07-13 11:57:23 AM  
6 votes:
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2012-07-13 11:23:40 AM  
5 votes:
i46.tinypic.comView Full Size
2012-07-13 11:23:22 AM  
3 votes:

KingKauff: What's her Fark handle?

2012-07-13 11:20:43 AM  
3 votes:
She's shameless asking for money like that.
2012-07-13 11:13:02 AM  
3 votes:
Don't give money to people on the streets.

If you keep giving cash to these people, they'll just waste it all on fake boobies. But if you take them to a restaurant and buy them food, they'll grow their own.
2012-07-13 11:11:41 AM  
3 votes:
Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

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2012-07-13 11:41:50 AM  
2 votes:
Skinny toneless chicken legs. Look like two chopsticks in buckets with those retardo boots.
2012-07-13 09:02:33 AM  
2 votes:
Laziest hooker ever.
2012-07-13 04:26:12 PM  
1 vote:

SoxSweepAgain: I love boobs as much as any hetero guy, but I have ZERO problem with small natural boobs on a pretty girl and FAR prefer them to those hard implant globes.

They're a turnoff after you actually get with a girl... they look good to attract you sometimes, but when you actually start playing together, they suck. They're weird.

I'd far, far rather small real boobs than surgically-enhanced boobs.

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2012-07-13 02:32:59 PM  
1 vote:

swangoatman: DirkTheDaring: What boobs may look like NSFW

Only eight more days until I get to take more pics like this one!

I'll buy 40 bucks worth of photos if you accept amazon gift card as barter. But they must be ass shots as I am not a boob man. Oh and those ass shots MUST be of women, just saying ,

Check your email.
2012-07-13 02:29:05 PM  
1 vote:
elle.comView Full Size

Apparently flexibility is something I like.
2012-07-13 02:23:39 PM  
1 vote:
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So my wife went and saw Magic Mike. She says she loves men who can actually dance. Its not about the stripping, its about the dancing.

I never really understood what she meant until I saw this picture. As it happens, I like dancers too.
2012-07-13 12:59:34 PM  
1 vote:

Honest Bender:
Resign yourself to the fate genetics gave you and try to find some inner beauty.

I can't motorboat "Inner Beauty"
2012-07-13 12:21:38 PM  
1 vote:

HotIgneous Intruder: She's 37. What does she hope to accomplish?

2012-07-13 12:07:16 PM  
1 vote:

the_chief: Fat chicks have big fat boobs.

FTFY. Fat boobs =/= big boobs. However, one of the saddest things in the world is a fat chick with small/no boobs. It's just... wasteful.
2012-07-13 11:39:58 AM  
1 vote:

Uzzah: Tyesha Hercegovac, 27, of Ellet,. . . said: 'I think it's kind of ridiculous, but kind of funny in a way. She wants her boobs. She's keeping it real.'

[ image 197x151]

Episode of "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong" in the making.

/I don't like people playin' on my phone!
2012-07-13 11:31:12 AM  
1 vote:

Grables'Daughter: She's shameless asking for money like that.

2012-07-13 11:28:19 AM  
1 vote:
Oh yay! A Friday the 13th boobie thread! This is why I love Farkers so much.

and just in case, the E is in the P
/just in case
2012-07-13 11:26:20 AM  
1 vote:
There is nothing wrong with her boobs... except that they're attached to a dingbat.
2012-07-13 11:24:34 AM  
1 vote:
blogcdn.comView Full Size

what fake boobs may look like
2012-07-13 11:15:01 AM  
1 vote:
Sock Ruh Tease:

Anything more than a mouthful is a waste.

That's what the guys at the glory hole say.
2012-07-13 11:11:48 AM  
1 vote:
Not EIPless, Need BIE
2012-07-13 11:10:51 AM  
1 vote:
How much will she be charging to let guys play with her new boobs once they are installed?

She'd do better on Craigslist.
2012-07-13 11:09:45 AM  
1 vote:
I'm amazed that she has no (visible) tattoos.
2012-07-13 11:09:22 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe she should try eating something. Besides meth. She's not flat-chested, she's too damn skinny. All over. I could shave with those knees.
2012-07-13 11:08:28 AM  
1 vote:
She already has boobs. And she doesn't need fake ones.
2012-07-13 10:27:12 AM  
1 vote:
Best panhandle evar.
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