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(NYSE)   Spammers shut down the New York Stock Exchange   ( exchanges.nyx.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Hormel, New York Stock Exchange, spammers, corporate citizen, corporate responsibility  
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12419 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Jul 2012 at 3:08 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-07-11 03:10:54 PM  
I don't like spam!!.
2012-07-11 03:11:14 PM  
Nice, submitted.
2012-07-11 03:12:00 PM  
Um, submitter.
2012-07-11 03:12:32 PM  
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Spam the Jazz Hands!
2012-07-11 03:13:30 PM  
Bloody Vikings.
2012-07-11 03:14:02 PM  
That headline got me excited for a financial shiat storm based on funny money disappering and non-physical property evaporating.

I was disappointed by something that is pink and oval. Which you can buy at the mobile.

/and made in Chernobyl.
2012-07-11 03:16:12 PM  
Congrats, thanks to the invisible casino that effects people that don't even play, everyone will be eating soilent green spam from now on...
2012-07-11 03:16:54 PM  
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" Mortimer, your brother is not well. We better call an ambulance.......F*ck him! Now, you listen to me! I want trading reopened right now. Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on! Turn those machines back on!!!!!! "
2012-07-11 03:19:18 PM  
So, here's a question for everyone.

Do you know the Whole Story about SPAM?
2012-07-11 03:31:54 PM  
And nothing of value was lost?
(Reads article) Well, OK then.
2012-07-11 03:38:13 PM  
I got a chuckle from the "Glorious Spam" banner behind them.

Guess I'll have the spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam and spam.
2012-07-11 03:40:02 PM  
Ok Submitter bad puns will not be tolerated. You must come over here and I'll meat out some punishment.

/ j/k that was a good one.
2012-07-11 03:42:04 PM  
Meh- The Japanese Tom Clancy already did it

2012-07-11 03:42:06 PM  
I'm sure later on someone shut down the gold-plated toilets in the New York Stock Exchange.
2012-07-11 03:42:32 PM  
Have you got anything without spam in it?
2012-07-11 04:12:16 PM  
Go here and sign up for some real spam. I laugh every time the newsletter hits my inbox.

Remember, Hormel makes bacon products also!
2012-07-11 04:34:15 PM  
I do not like Spam
It does not taste like ham.
I will not eat it in a boat,
I'll toss that shiat in a moat.
I will not eat cans of spam,
2012-07-11 07:19:54 PM  
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2012-07-11 08:21:59 PM  
I nominate subbyfor HOTY

JonBuck , it's Wall Street, they'll have the Lobster Thermidor á Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle paté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
2012-07-11 11:35:26 PM  
I guess I was mistaken, no superspy but me came here and found no love for Monique. I really want to be your friend, i don't want to hear your lies, and i'm not crying for you. I'm holding on for you to let me in. I mean come on, Eileen, give it one more try. These little differences are making an angry situation. Everything I want to be is the only way to be so lets give it on more try. I'm holding on thinking the world is new. The post count is still under 21. All I see is some viking spam and i want it modified. So turn it up.
Whatever. I guess what you see is what you get.
So, goodbye.
2012-07-12 12:43:18 AM  
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