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2012-07-09 09:17:10 AM  
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Uh, yeah...don't worry. I won't won't be treading anywhere near that.
 
2012-07-09 09:46:07 AM  
Arrested for being intoxicated and disturbing the peace.

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You don't say.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:09 AM  
#7.

Didn't know you could be *arrested* for driving without proof of insurance. Here in Maine, you just get a ticket.
 
2012-07-09 09:47:45 AM  

Sybarite: Arrested for being intoxicated and disturbing the peace.

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You don't say.


DOUBLE RAINBOW
 
2012-07-09 09:48:55 AM  
#11.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!1!

*dives under desk*

/nightmare fuel
//photoshop fuel, too
 
2012-07-09 09:57:57 AM  
Arrested for hitchhiking?
 
2012-07-09 10:21:22 AM  
#14.

"My neck is almost as wide as my b-hole is gonna be in the joint."
 
2012-07-09 10:32:14 AM  

basemetal: Arrested for hitchhiking?


f*cking this! he was probably on the interstate...
 
2012-07-09 11:25:00 AM  
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Jim Anchower's twin sis, I'm guessing.
 
2012-07-09 11:37:05 AM  
Wonder what that is on her lips? Cum or vomit or maybe cum that was vomited up? Let your imagination be your tour guide.

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2012-07-09 11:38:58 AM  

xanadian: #7.

Didn't know you could be *arrested* for driving without proof of insurance. Here in Maine, you just get a ticket.



Here you can't register your car without insurance. You drive it, you'll get arrested and your car impounded. Much worse than driving without a valid license, which normally you get a ticket for, unless your license was suspended by court order.
 
2012-07-09 11:40:32 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:42:15 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:43:04 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:43:29 AM  
bim1154: Wonder what that is on her lips? Cum or vomit or maybe cum that was vomited up? Let your imagination be your tour guide.

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NOT OK!
 
2012-07-09 11:43:31 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:43:33 AM  
how about we just kill the guy in the last mugshot and save the courts the expense
 
2012-07-09 11:45:48 AM  
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is no one else worried about this guy / where he appears to work?
 
2012-07-09 11:46:10 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:46:41 AM  

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I LOL'd
 
2012-07-09 11:48:16 AM  

plushpuppy: how about we just kill the guy in the last mugshot and save the courts the expense


I was wondering if those cuffs (or whatever they are) are the result of someone trying to bash his skull in with them.

:-/

Seriously. I know there are some cultures (even in early America) where sexing it up at 13 or 14 sounded reasonable, but in what universe is molesting a prepubescent okay, and what would make someone think that in any shape or form?
 
2012-07-09 11:49:30 AM  

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I'm waiting for a The Corinthian-style 'shop, actually.

...

*shudder*

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Win.
 
2012-07-09 11:51:02 AM  
Nothing hittable this week, a rarity.
 
2012-07-09 11:54:34 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:59:02 AM  
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dunga do balls
 
2012-07-09 11:59:03 AM  
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2012-07-09 11:59:37 AM  

Mugato: Nothing hittable this week, a rarity.


Are you kidding? Number 2 wouldn't put up any fight at all.
 
2012-07-09 12:01:41 PM  

FROGSTOMPER: Mugato: Nothing hittable this week, a rarity.

Are you kidding? Number 2 wouldn't put up any fight at all.


Number 5 may do at last call.
 
2012-07-09 12:04:51 PM  
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2012-07-09 12:04:52 PM  

xanadian: plushpuppy: how about we just kill the guy in the last mugshot and save the courts the expense

I was wondering if those cuffs (or whatever they are) are the result of someone trying to bash his skull in with them.


Those are crutches.
 
2012-07-09 12:14:54 PM  
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is that you dick valentine?
 
2012-07-09 12:22:12 PM  
MassAsster
*That's a Man, Baby.jpg*

THIS
 
2012-07-09 12:29:11 PM  
DAMMIT! Number 12 was SO close to burgalarsonarsony...
 
2012-07-09 12:31:10 PM  

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Oh, well spotted.
 
2012-07-09 12:36:31 PM  
Let's see . . . . .

1) When Captain America throws his mighty shield . . . .
2) Mmmmmmmm . . . . 64 slices of American cheeeeesseee.
3) Penis WENT there!
 
2012-07-09 12:37:53 PM  
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2012-07-09 12:44:58 PM  
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2012-07-09 12:46:57 PM  
minnkat

he looks pleased with your school funding and number of libraries
 
2012-07-09 12:48:50 PM  
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2012-07-09 12:54:46 PM  
So what's the deal with number four?

The meth lab exploded and she was wearing goggles?

Any ideas?
 
2012-07-09 01:00:46 PM  

Mugato: Nothing hittable this week, a rarity.


Actually, #5 looks pretty cute.
 
2012-07-09 01:03:44 PM  
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2012-07-09 01:09:04 PM  
MassAsster:

Is that what you call a threehead?
 
2012-07-09 01:18:40 PM  
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2012-07-09 01:32:51 PM  

xanadian: #11.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!1!

*dives under desk*

/nightmare fuel
//photoshop fuel, too


This is the first thing I thought of on seeing him.

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2012-07-09 01:37:27 PM  
Can one of our brave photoshoppers please shrink #14's neck and head proportions down to something vaguely homo sapiens?
 
2012-07-09 01:45:26 PM  

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Awesome
 
2012-07-09 01:49:06 PM  

basemetal: Arrested for hitchhiking?


hackhix: f*cking this! he was probably on the interstate...


The Voice of Doom: "Arrested for hitchhiking"?
Wutt da Fugg?


It looks very possible he was hitchhiking in a bright orange jumpsuit, which means the hitchhiking is just what they charged him with to hold him while they figure out where he's supposed to be.
I could be wrong, though.
 
2012-07-09 02:02:29 PM  
Minnkat: YOU are friggin' AWESOME!111111!!!!11111!
 
2012-07-09 02:04:35 PM  
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I'm not sure why... but I see mustard man when I see this picture.
 
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