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(Mother Nature Network)   Company in Scotland is using dirty diapers to create patio furniture. Because if it's not Scottish, it's crap   ( divider line
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2012-07-07 08:48:21 PM  
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HopScotchNSoda: No, you misunderstand logic. Just because something that isn't Scottish ain't $**t does not mean that everything that is Scottish is $**t. It does, however, mean that everything that is $**t is Scottish.

Let's use a recognisable and true analogy: If it isn't a woman, it ain't Chloë Sevigny. That does not mean that all women are Chloë Sevigny (fortunately), but it does mean that all Chloë Sevignies are women (which we know from all of her weird nude scenes).

Allow me to give the proper Scottish response:

SHUT UP YE POMPOUS GOBshiatE! *Headbutt*
2012-07-07 09:28:18 AM  
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Paddy O'Furniture Indeed.

Bagpipe envy.
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