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(The Smoking Gun)   Mugshot of the 28-year-old female teacher found with beer, porn and seven teenagers at her place   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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2003-11-13 11:07:40 PM  
How can she afford that much beer on a teacher's salary?
2003-11-13 11:29:54 PM  
I would definitely NOT have hit that when I was 14. I didn't even hit myself. Err, would you call that hitting? I don't get it.
2003-11-14 12:03:24 AM  
I would have gone to that party. Beer, porn and a guaranteed A++ on my English exam? Rock!
2003-11-14 12:20:00 AM  
What a farking ugly biatch. I would so not hit it.
2003-11-14 12:21:41 AM  
Damn what a skanky looking biatch. I would never hit it. I might let her suck me off if I was drunk enough, though.
2003-11-14 12:25:17 AM  
Not as good as I hoped, but nowhere near as bad as I feared.
2003-11-14 12:27:19 AM  
ewwwwww, that is so gross. WOOF!
2003-11-14 12:31:15 AM  
I so farking knew it!
2003-11-14 12:35:34 AM  
As a 14 year old I so would have hit it.
2003-11-14 12:38:31 AM  
I am so pleased with the general reaction to the mugshot. Did anyone actually think she might be a hot teacher for Randy's sake?
2003-11-14 12:44:46 AM  
This is hilarious, in most of the boobies threads you see "I wouldn't hit it", when the chicks are actually decent to hot, and for this everyone's all "I'd hit it" lol.
2003-11-14 01:21:37 AM  
She should SOOO be hotter.
2003-11-14 01:48:51 AM  
dont have it made, dont have it made, dont have it made. im not hot for teacher.
2003-11-14 02:40:22 AM  
Uglier Margaret Cho!
2003-11-14 03:10:02 AM  
I'd hit it. Only to blackmail her for money, not having to attend class, and possibly more beer and porn.

ok, so I wouldn't hit it, but I still think my plan is pretty cool
2003-11-14 03:23:34 AM  
If I was 14 years old and drunk, I'd hit it. Its still better than being a virgin.

Its like my uncle said: 'Drink til' she's pretty'
2003-11-14 04:12:23 AM  

I was expecting as much
2003-11-14 07:26:46 AM  
God bless the smoking gun!

I wouldn't even go remotely near that "woman" even if it would get me a A+ for the year.
2003-11-14 07:56:00 AM  
For the record, I too would definitely not hit it.
2003-11-14 08:23:55 AM  
Sorry, have to repeat what everyone else has already said.

A: That story was so much better yesterday.
B: I think if I was my 13-year-old self, I would probably have hit it.
C: I would still be in therapy today.
2003-11-14 08:42:55 AM  
I always wondered what happened to that woman - Ms. Lewinski...
2003-11-14 09:50:07 AM  
where the hell were the teachers like this when I was in school?
2003-11-14 10:26:14 AM  
I don't think you're allowed to say anything bad about teachers....I think it's in the constitution.....no, the Ten Commandments.

Thou shalt not question a teacher's methodology or effectiveness for thou art not a teacher and hence dumb and stupid and are probably going to hell.

Hey, it's not my word....it's Gods.
2003-11-14 11:25:49 AM  
Emperor-Jay, please refer to the Paris Hilton Sex Tape, or Pam and Tommy, or Ms. Spears striptease routines in London nightclubs.
2003-11-14 11:38:51 AM  
OK, a little late to finally comment, but where are the parents on this one? 7 kids?
2003-11-14 11:57:07 AM  
Negatory! We are not go for launch -- repeat, we are no-go for launch!
2003-11-14 12:21:12 PM  

With your modifications, she looks more like a man dressing in drag.
2003-11-14 01:11:17 PM  
2003-11-14 03:22:09 PM  
2003-11-14 05:22:29 PM  
Shameless goat farker
Add me to the list of those who would hit it.

** just on principle

Why? She's not a shameless goat. Now, if you called yourself Shameless Elephant Farker...
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