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(The Smoking Gun)   Mugshot of the 28-year-old female teacher found with beer, porn and seven teenagers at her place   ( divider line
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181653 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2003 at 4:48 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-11-13 05:38:36 PM  
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one who looked at the picture and thought...
"Monica, you've come out from under the desk!!".
2003-11-13 05:38:52 PM  
my standards aren't that high.
i'd hit it.
infact in a drunken state i probably have.
2003-11-13 05:39:27 PM  
A couple of years ago, I used to get my weiner polished by a girl who looked similar to her, but MUCH UGLIER.

Like metfish13 said, remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
2003-11-13 05:39:43 PM  
revscat, unless that happy place is the Fark Message Board. Gonna be banned from said message board for posting NSFW pics.
2003-11-13 05:40:07 PM  
Just makes me wonder if she is now going to have to give up her status as "Brenham Fair and Rodeo Queen". "Ms. Lowery, we're gonna need that there tiarra back. And no more free tractor, take the John Deere back Lowes."
2003-11-13 05:40:32 PM  
gah, I'm an idiot.

girl's still ugly though
2003-11-13 05:40:58 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
I'm most definately NOT HOT for teachah!
2003-11-13 05:41:10 PM  
Put a flag over her face and "Do it for the Country!"
2003-11-13 05:41:15 PM  
I was expecting worse, but still not impressed. It is the Bud Light thing that really disappoints me.
2003-11-13 05:42:12 PM  
ja_seaton thank you I love the animation ... I dont know what to think about that whole situation .. seems moraly off even by my standards ( a 14 year old student when your a twenty seven year old teacher ?) We may need just a little bit more awareness of what the students are doing out over night with a female teacher anyways , where are the parents ? ... :: shakes head ::: .. but then again I bet those kids LOVED extra cedit work and the long study hours ... maybe their future lovers will appreciate the the long hours spent with their noses to the gri...... never mind ..
2003-11-13 05:42:22 PM  
She'd be hot if she lost 100 pounds, got a new hairstyle, and a completely different face
2003-11-13 05:43:09 PM  
w33zel, actually, his report says no such thing

It more or less says what w33zel paraphrased: "I asked a male, later identified as suspect #2, [REDACTED], who was sitting on a blue cooler in the living room how old he was, [REDACTED] hesitated and then stated that he was 19 y.o.a. I stepped into the doorway, due to an offense in view, and asked who was in charge of the residence."

I guess maybe the redactions make it not entirely clear who the "he" in "how old he was" is, but in context it seems pretty clear.
2003-11-13 05:43:10 PM  
'Guess "Midnight Basketball" wins again, eh?
2003-11-13 05:43:26 PM  
looks like I figured she would
2003-11-13 05:43:27 PM  
Ahh, to be 14 again, hitting it with teacher. Good times.
2003-11-13 05:47:29 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-11-13 05:49:19 PM  
As a loser 16-year-old, I wouldn't hit that. And I asked my 14yo cousin, he wouldn't hit that either. People, your memories are going. SHE IS UGLY TO EVERYBODY.

But there's a few reaaaaally hot teachers in my school. The hot substitutes are the best, because you know a) your teacher is absent and b) you have a hot sub.
2003-11-13 05:49:52 PM  
You know, I'm 28, moderately atttractive, and have good self esteem. I bet though, after a night of porn and Buddy Lights, I'd probably throw one in her. I'd be full of remorse the next day yadda yadda, but we've all been there.

Those of you saying the opposite, I don't buy it. Be realistic.
2003-11-13 05:50:04 PM  
Looks more like.

[image from too old to be available]

Than monica or rosie to me.
2003-11-13 05:50:11 PM  
lol ProgrammerCat. Just when I had forgotten. I think I'll read the thread again just for kicks.
2003-11-13 05:51:04 PM  
2003-11-13 05:51:56 PM  
You all are forgetting one thing- mug shots are a horrible representation. Remember what Gary Busey looked like in that hawaiian shirt, all strung out and wild like? He looks nothing like that in real life!

oh wait...
2003-11-13 05:52:09 PM  
Goddamn right they should arrest her. She made those kids impotent for life. That b*tch needs to kill herself for being so ugly.

I wanted a teacher like the one in Varsity Blues. Goddamn yeah...
2003-11-13 05:52:18 PM  
Suspended w/ pay isn't so bad (although it's likely she'll be fired soon). That's one benefit of belonging to a union.

When I was suspended for 2 weeks here in North Carolina, the least unionized state in the U.S. of A., it was without pay. I was a state employee and my offense was a lot less fun than this teacher had (while it lasted).
2003-11-13 05:53:39 PM  
She looks big enough to keep your nuts off the mattress

Thank you for the fit of hysterical laughter. That was great!
2003-11-13 05:54:27 PM  
As I clicked the link I was saying she better be hot, she better be hot, she better be...damnit. Why, oh why
2003-11-13 05:57:07 PM  
Wouldn't the amount of beer necessary to make it hittable make it impossible to hit anything?
2003-11-13 05:57:29 PM  

Is that your wife?

Yours truly,

2003-11-13 05:57:33 PM  
2003-11-13 05:37:54 PM PhotoCindy
For those of you who wished she was a hottie...

Nice Skills
2003-11-13 05:57:40 PM  
I'd hit it! Much love for big girls!
2003-11-13 05:59:13 PM  
2003-11-13 05:59:49 PM  
2003-11-13 06:03:16 PM  
fiddlie noo with her = fiddlie MOOO
2003-11-13 06:03:20 PM  
I can't say for sure, but I am almost positive that is the same teacher that was fired a few years ago from the school I work at for banging students.
2003-11-13 06:03:32 PM  
I saw someone drink enough alcohol to hit that once. He was hospitalized.
2003-11-13 06:03:44 PM  
themanfire, oh. OK. My hatred for small-town Texas cops affected my reading comprehension.
2003-11-13 06:04:18 PM  

Thanks for the props!!! I hoped someone would appreciate it...
2003-11-13 06:05:27 PM  
If they were hitting it, where's the bag of flour?
2003-11-13 06:05:48 PM  
Up front...of course I'd hit it. But I'm 59 and lonely as hell. Plus I don't clean-up as good as I use to and it's getting harder to lure 'em any closer now.
2003-11-13 06:06:16 PM  

Wow, I completely assumed that was just a photo of Tyra. Well done.
2003-11-13 06:07:01 PM  

2003-11-13 06:08:33 PM  
gee that one must have really shocked her co-workers at school.
2003-11-13 06:09:23 PM  
"I immediately observed several Bud Light beer cans..."

It's a scandal!!
Not serving the kids better (Dutch) beer like Grolsch, Heineken, Wieckse Witte, Dommelsch, Bavaria or Amstel!!!!
2003-11-13 06:09:49 PM  
beer would not get me to hit it- heroin maybe.
2003-11-13 06:12:49 PM  
sweet jeebus forgive me, but I have dim memories of a time when I woulda hit that and hittit hard. it's female. it's distributing booze. it wants to smoke my pole. YEAH BAYBEE!
2003-11-13 06:13:29 PM  
Go ugly early

Drink 'til she's pretty.

And no woman is ugly when she's got your bits in her mouth.

misses his old roommate Sean McMaughan the Texas Aggie
2003-11-13 06:16:08 PM  

beer would not get me to hit it- heroin maybe.

I'd have to snort all of Scarface's (Al Pacino's role, not the rapper) coke stash before I could hit that.
2003-11-13 06:16:11 PM  
Ehh, it would take a few of them coolers worth of beer and a pep talk from the other guys but why the hell not. Ive done worse.
2003-11-13 06:16:53 PM  
The sad part is that Brenham is nothing more than a piss stop between Houston and Austin and now that she is in jail, 20% of the available single women are off the market. Oh wait, she is a fatty, better make that 40%.
2003-11-13 06:17:30 PM  
...maybe they could convince me of something about "taking one for the team".
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