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(The Smoking Gun)   Mugshot of the 28-year-old female teacher found with beer, porn and seven teenagers at her place   ( divider line
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181599 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2003 at 4:48 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-11-13 05:15:04 PM  
Note to self: Stop clicking on TSG Mugshot links. ACK!
2003-11-13 05:16:02 PM  
All I can say is that I hope that beer tasted pretty damn good.
2003-11-13 05:17:15 PM  
Very good, Fra_dat_da.
2003-11-13 05:17:58 PM  
I'd hit it.... with detention
2003-11-13 05:18:17 PM  
Thanks, w33zel -- like filth, I too was wondering when being white trash (beer cans, wine cooler bottles, heavy cigarette smoke) became probable cause.
2003-11-13 05:18:31 PM  
Ok she isnt that freaking bad. Compared to alot of TSG "babes" shes a frikkin catch. Lots of bravado in here. Ive seen at least one farkers wife that would make this chick a beauty queen. Better take a look at the family portrait before you talk smack on the trashy pedo teacher...
2003-11-13 05:19:12 PM  
w33zel, actually, his report says no such thing, probably because, like most beat cops, he's a dreadful writer. However, I suspect that you are right about it holding up, especially after the officer testifies to what he meant to write.
2003-11-13 05:19:41 PM  

2003-11-13 05:20:30 PM  
She looks like Horatio Sanz wearing a wig.
2003-11-13 05:20:32 PM  
Twice even...
2003-11-13 05:21:45 PM  
remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
2003-11-13 05:21:48 PM  
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2003-11-13 05:21:57 PM  
man I could not drink that girl pretty.
2003-11-13 05:22:00 PM  
I wonder how many bags of dorito's and big mac's were found with the porn, weed, and alcohol.
2003-11-13 05:22:24 PM  

I don't want her, you can have her, she's too fat for me, she's too fat for me, much too fat for me...
2003-11-13 05:22:35 PM  
Definitely a trailer park Lewinski, she could probably blow Roger Clinton.
2003-11-13 05:23:32 PM  
Dammit, why the f*ck is it that it's only the ugly people who act horny in public? How come we never hear about a babe doing something like this?

You've never read the letters in Penthouse?

And here's my addition to your two explanations of why not:
3) A babe might have successfully offered herself to an adult male police officer in exchange for said police officer ignoring the minor (!) violations of the law.
2003-11-13 05:23:44 PM  
Even at 14 I had some standards....however low they might have been.

I would NOT hit that.
2003-11-13 05:23:56 PM  
I'd give her alittle Fiddlie Noo!!!
2003-11-13 05:23:59 PM  
Anyone have the link to the hotties on TSG?

If I remember correctly, there some real hotties there.
2003-11-13 05:24:50 PM  
mr lawson you must not be trying hard enough - besides all women look the same when you turn them upside down.
2003-11-13 05:25:35 PM  
I don't know what's funnier - the insults many farkers are throwing at this woman, or the fact that 70% if you will probably end up married to someone who looks like her.
2003-11-13 05:26:25 PM  
Well this only goes to show that we need to spend more money on teacher salaries. I mean come on, Bud Light? She shold at least have enough class to serve the minors Heineken.
2003-11-13 05:26:27 PM  
NoAssemblyReqd and that's no joke!
2003-11-13 05:26:41 PM  
Class is most definitely dismissed!
2003-11-13 05:26:44 PM  
Ho White and the Seven Teenagers?

There's Horny, Gropey, Drunky, Puberty, Anally, Orally and, everyone's favourite dwarf, Trying-Not-To-Get-Caught-Looking-At-My=Buddy's-Wang-While-He-Buttfarks​-The-Tea cher, whom everyone just calls "Closety".
2003-11-13 05:26:57 PM  
thanks, The_Sofa_of_Death

*backs up two steps, bows to left, right, center, and waves goodbye as I move on to a different thread with, hopefully, some hittable subject matter.
2003-11-13 05:27:24 PM  
I wish I could know what it's like to be a young, horny male. When I was 14, I would not have hit the male equivalency of her to save my life.
2003-11-13 05:27:25 PM  
Looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickles.
2003-11-13 05:27:28 PM  
Crap! I guess it figures it had to be an oinker. Another fantasy shot to hell.

soon, me and the shrink were both jumping up and down yelling kill - - kill
2003-11-13 05:28:05 PM  
NoAssemblyReqd: these are the same farkers who were telling us the other day they wouldn't hit Paris Hilton.

Everyone's married to a supermodel on the Internet.
2003-11-13 05:29:02 PM  


Trust me.
2003-11-13 05:29:32 PM  

She looks like Horatio Sanz wearing a wig.

That's an insult to Horatio. He can be quite handsome, really.
2003-11-13 05:30:00 PM  
She looks more like a cafeteria lady than a teacher.
2003-11-13 05:30:30 PM  
Very disappointing!
2003-11-13 05:30:47 PM  
I'd have to see her from the neck down, and then I'll tell you whether I'd "hit it" or not.
2003-11-13 05:30:56 PM  
damn i wish my teachers were this cool when i was that young...maybe not that ugly tho...
2003-11-13 05:31:05 PM  
Lots of surf-protection crap use the Cobion filtering service and block tsg using the default settings. Since TSG has been categorized as "Extreme".

Fark is thankfully in:
Search Engines / Web Catalogs / Portals


Check URL and Evil Details for further info. Luckily or unluckily in this case, our admins were understanding of sombody's objections to the ridiculous "extreme" category. Weapons however are still filtered, go figure, we cannot even surf to The Department of Defense, now that makes sense...if you're a commie that is.

Somebody convinced them that it was in the company's best interest to remove the ban on the "extreme" category. Silly willies.
2003-11-13 05:31:58 PM  
Meh, I'll take one for the team and throw one in her. Ugly chicks work harder.
2003-11-13 05:32:52 PM  
You know what's sad about my life, considering the drought I'm in now, I wouldn't pass her up if offered. I would of course turn the lights off and double bag it, but I'm not choosy.

Load her up and bring her in, I'm not a picky man...Buuurrrp
2003-11-13 05:33:43 PM  
when I was 14/15 I probably would have let her give me head.
2003-11-13 05:33:58 PM  
There is not enough beer in the world for me to hit that.
2003-11-13 05:34:34 PM  
At 14 with beer and porn, I would have been hitting it.
wil [TotalFark]
2003-11-13 05:35:11 PM  
Hot For Teacher?

The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
is more like it.
2003-11-13 05:36:09 PM  
So would I xpostal, so would I. But then again you haven't seen some of the beast I have mounted when I was that age (well a little older)
2003-11-13 05:36:16 PM  
And, in a related story, only one more required for the TSG ugly mugshot trifecta!
2003-11-13 05:37:42 PM  
She looks like she ate Monica Lewinsky.
2003-11-13 05:37:45 PM  
A couple of years ago, I used to get my weiner polished by a girl who looked similar to her, but MUCH UGLIER.

Like metfish13 said, remember kids...there's no such thing as an ugly blowjob.
2003-11-13 05:37:54 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

For those of you who wished she was a hottie...
2003-11-13 05:38:21 PM  
Just close your eyes and think of Texas, boys!
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