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(The Smoking Gun)   Mugshot of the 28-year-old female teacher found with beer, porn and seven teenagers at her place   ( divider line
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184910 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Nov 2003 at 4:48 PM (18 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2003-11-13 12:17:38 PM  
I would so NOT hit it...
2003-11-13 12:21:51 PM  
Just ruined every Farker's fantasy after reading the story yesterday.
2003-11-13 12:23:22 PM  
Booyah! TSG comes through again.

If that's what the teacher looks like, any bets on what the kids look like?
2003-11-13 12:29:39 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-11-13 12:35:54 PM  
And now we know what the kids needed all that beer for.........
2003-11-13 12:49:32 PM  
"though she will continue receiving a paycheck"

She SHOULD. She's giving them an education, right?
2003-11-13 12:49:57 PM  
i guess it is pretty bad when you have to show a 14-year-old boy some porn to get him in the mood....
2003-11-13 1:01:34 PM  
I certainly would not hit that Monica Lewinski look-alike, but I'll guarantee you that, as a 14-year-old boy, I would have hit her or any other female who would have let me. And so would all of you when you were 14.
2003-11-13 1:08:46 PM  
Since when did George Lopez start dressing in drag?
2003-11-13 1:12:09 PM  
I wouldn't hit it with the poster's dick!!
2003-11-13 2:16:59 PM  
No amount of beer and boobies porn would get me to a party hosted by THAT.
2003-11-13 2:57:18 PM  
Maybe she has a good personality.
2003-11-13 2:58:23 PM  
Now, is anyone really surprised by this revelation?
2003-11-13 2:59:42 PM  
I'd Hit It!!
with 2 shots to the chest from a mossberg.
2003-11-13 3:07:04 PM  
TSG always pulls through, eh?
2003-11-13 3:48:31 PM  
I guess she must have changed her last name from being "The Hutt".
2003-11-13 3:49:01 PM  
i can't believe you guys don't see it. she's an albino smurf with a dark wig on. can't you see, her mugshot was done on a legal pad.
2003-11-13 4:00:21 PM  
Looks more like Rosie O'Donnell than Monica to me
2003-11-13 4:31:39 PM  
I was actually expecting much worse.
2003-11-13 4:49:57 PM  
There is now way I would hit that. Even if I was 14 and horny. No wait, I probably would have
2003-11-13 4:50:57 PM  
can someone PLEEEZE post the picture here on Fark. My cumpnee blocks tsg.
2003-11-13 4:51:06 PM  
can someone PLEEEZE post the picture here on Fark. My cumpnee blocks tsg.
2003-11-13 4:51:17 PM  
Now we know why she had to have the beer and pr0n... Imagine having to persuade a 14yr old guy? That's pretty farking bad.
2003-11-13 4:51:39 PM  
once again, the kittens of the world are safe...
2003-11-13 4:52:01 PM  
I'm hot for teacher.

Well, no, not really.

Read the report on the second page. It gets even sadder: they were drinking crappy lite beer and wine coolers.
2003-11-13 4:52:13 PM  
Hmmmm...what kind of beer was it?
2003-11-13 4:52:19 PM  
Fap meter index = -4 (Ewwww....)
2003-11-13 4:52:20 PM  
My heaven, it looks like she's still holding the teenagers' cum in her cheeks. Swallow, woman, swallow !
2003-11-13 4:53:22 PM  
When you're that age and you're too geeky or not part of the correct clique to bag a cheerleader, sometimes a wet hole is the best you can do.

In the cold light of adulthood, she's definitely a two-bag job. (one for your head and one for her's, in case your falls off.)
2003-11-13 4:53:37 PM  
For the record, your Honor, I would not hit it. Even if the penalty for not hitting it was death.
2003-11-13 4:53:54 PM  
ya, she's fugly but i'd still let her gobble the knoblin.
2003-11-13 4:54:01 PM  
Egad! I hope they get those young men into therapy right away; you know they're gonna be psychologically scarred.
2003-11-13 4:54:14 PM  
Another fantasy down the toilet...

Who am I kidding, at 14 I would have shagged an overripe piece of fruit.
2003-11-13 4:54:22 PM  
no wonder...
2003-11-13 4:54:50 PM  
I'd hit it
2003-11-13 4:55:04 PM  
I'd hit her,
after 13 beers and hours and hours of porn.
2003-11-13 4:55:09 PM  
I wouldn't hit it with a 10 foot hitting tool
2003-11-13 4:55:21 PM  
Cyberluddite, you speak the truth.

Shiat, I would have hit ANY 2 legged female when I was 14 years old.

Even that ugly ass teacher.
2003-11-13 4:55:27 PM  
Cyberluddite, you speak the truth.

Shiat, I would have hit ANY 2 legged female when I was 14 years old.

Even that ugly ass teacher.
2003-11-13 4:55:43 PM  
That story needs a better picture..
and a happy ending.
2003-11-13 4:55:51 PM  
I'm with Cyberluddite. At 14, I would've hit it. I also would've gone along just for the beer and pr0n without any expectation of hitting anything.

After 16 or 17 though when I finally started getting laid, I think I would've passed on the sex, but still gone along for the beer and pr0n.
2003-11-13 4:55:54 PM  
brap: You melon-humper!
2003-11-13 4:55:56 PM  
My in - laws live there. Good thing they homeschooled.
2003-11-13 4:55:57 PM  
2003-11-13 12:29:39 PM Blackbird [TotalFark]



First thing I thought too
2003-11-13 4:56:35 PM  
Yea, someone hit it, WITH A FARKING UGLY STICK!
2003-11-13 4:56:36 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2003-11-13 4:56:38 PM  
Page 2 answers the burning question from the other thread: they were *not* all male teenagers. "a young female, later identified as fourteen-year-old [---]"
2003-11-13 4:56:45 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Shelly Lowery.
2003-11-13 4:57:03 PM  
LazyC - Your company blocks TSG, but not FARK? Does management have something to hide?
2003-11-13 4:57:30 PM  
Well sure, she's no Wynonna, but still
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